My name is Joe, Surprise! I am strangely charming with a sarcastic sense of humor. I am pretty athletic (in a running biking swimming, dodge balling sense) and sometimes selectively healthy. I like being outside, bike rides to nowhere, running for exercise/ training for the next event / just to get out, relaxing with a movie or some TV, drinking good beer, up north trips, boating (not my own), camping, hanging out at the beach, vacationing, and maybe even a few other things!

Staying active, planning the next vacation, workin' for the weekend.

Working on my home beer brewing skills. Notice this is not in the "I'm really good at" section :)

- Kissing I have been told, but they were probably drunk

- Laughing at my own jokes

- Yelling at people on TV (they are on TV - I am sitting on my couch being more awesome in some way)

- Receiving back massages

- Making fun of reality television

- Arriving right on time when driving long distances

- Being late when driving short distances

- Bags (around 2 -3 drinks)

- Ummm... And much much more! I mean at least two more things.

Maybe you will have the opportunity to tell me wink wink oooohhh ugh.

Music:

Foxy Shazam, Circa Survive, Band of horses, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Muse, 30 seconds to mars, Chiodos, Rilo killey

TV:

Workaholics,The Walking Dead, Tosh.O, Myth Busters, Documentaries, History Channel shows about history.

Movies:

High Fidelity, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Zoolander, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, fill in the blank of the dead ( if it has zombies in it, chances are i will watch it), Legally Blonde 2

Books:

Currently reading about designing beers / how to brew good and do other things good too.

The Rum Diary, I am American and So Can You, Running With Scissors, Diary, Survivor, and Fight Club. Suggestions are welcome, as long as they don't include sorcerer school or vampire teenagers.

Food:
I like to try everything, so I am going to need a bite of what you are ordering.

Google maps
Electricity
Various limbs
The Interweb
Ellipses
Family/friends just made the top 6.

The universe, space / time.

At a comedy show, out on the town, at home watching a movie, at a hockey game, in a different country.

My first word was "cookie" :) ... yeah, I know what's good.

* You enjoy playful banter
* take care of yourself health wise
* own a boat, live by a lake and/or have a pool or know of one of these options with lax security. Is grand theft marine vessel a thing?
* will make me laugh
* have not uploaded cat videos to youtube
* have uploaded cat videos to youtube
* consider yourself Creative and interesting
* like to give and receive back massages
* enjoy spooning and are good at it
* have some post high-school education
* are independent
* consider yourself to be witty and or funny
* are not a big bag of crazy - little bags, feel free to apply
* want a real life friend

I am picky, and hopefully you are too! If you met most or all criteria we will get along swell. I promise :)