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BettiePlague

33 F Northampton, MA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I work in the Sustainability field. I grew up in NYC and often feel like the valley is too small for me. But I do love the access to nature that living here affords me.

I love day trips and want to make it to Acadia National Park, Salem and Martha's Vineyard soon.

Humor is very important to me. My best relationships have had the component of laying in bed with my lover, making each other laugh so hard that we are too excited to fall asleep. This is what I am seeking.

My humor is dry, sarcastic and often dirty.

My interests are varied. I perform in plays, skated on a roller derby league and do burlesque in town.

I love the absurd and abnormal, and taking delight in the small, insignificant things. Haunted houses, trampoline gyms, pillow forts, and circuses are alright with me. Adventure is my middle name.
What I’m doing with my life
I am trying to find the path that fits for me. Making new friends as many have graduated and moved away. Experiencing everything there is to see here.
I’m really good at
Adventures! Making people laugh, cooking, traveling, petting animals, spontaneity, and cuddling.
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh. My awesome dog who is usually with me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This American Life!
It's always sunny in Philadelphia
The Office
30 Rock
Rescue Me
The Sopranos
Portlandia
Louie
Workaholics

Iron & wine
Zoey Van Goey
Trampled by Turtles
Matt & Kim
Jeff Buckley
Regina Spektor
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Arcade Fire
Rasputina
The six things I could never do without
You...during our happiest times.
My dog Bailey.
A stage
Traveling.
Somewhere to swim.
Laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Starting a Monday Funday, where random people can come together and play dodgeball, kickball and capture the flag.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting into trouble. Going to a burlesque show, a themed costume party, or dancing. I would much rather seek out a party with aerialists and drag queens then sit in a bar with a drink.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're hilarious. You love attending interesting and new events, want to go skating with me, kayaking, swimming or anything outdoors.