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34 Northampton, MA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30-38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:01am
Open relationship
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I work in the Sustainability field. I grew up in NYC and often feel like the valley is too small for me. But I do love the access to nature that living here affords me.

I love day trips and want to make it to Acadia National Park, Salem and Martha's Vineyard soon.

Humor is very important to me. My best relationships have had the component of laying in bed with my lover, making each other laugh so hard that we are too excited to fall asleep. This is what I am seeking.

My humor is dry, sarcastic and often dirty.

My interests are varied. I perform in plays, skated on a roller derby league and do burlesque in town.

I love the absurd and abnormal, and taking delight in the small, insignificant things. Haunted houses, trampoline gyms, pillow forts, and circuses are alright with me. Adventure is my middle name.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am trying to find the path that fits for me. Making new friends as many have graduated and moved away. Experiencing everything there is to see here.

I'm in an open relationship with Nerdyguyjoe and not looking for love with anyone else, rather good connections and good friends with a little more ;).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Adventures! Making people laugh, cooking, traveling, petting animals, spontaneity, and cuddling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My laugh. My awesome dog who is usually with me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This American Life!
It's always sunny in Philadelphia
The Office
30 Rock
Rescue Me
The Sopranos

Iron & wine
Zoey Van Goey
Trampled by Turtles
Matt & Kim
Jeff Buckley
Regina Spektor
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Arcade Fire
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You...during our happiest times.
My dog Bailey.
A stage
Somewhere to swim.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Starting a Monday Funday, where random people can come together and play dodgeball, kickball and capture the flag.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting into trouble. Going to a burlesque show, a themed costume party, or dancing. I would much rather seek out a party with aerialists and drag queens then sit in a bar with a drink.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a sweetheart.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're hilarious. You love attending interesting and new events, want to go skating with me, kayaking, swimming or anything outdoors.