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BettyCrocker236

30 F Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm your regular ol' pin-up-y looking lady who cooks well and is gregarious, kind, optimistic (with the more than occasional dash of east coast cynicism), and altruistic.

I like: good music, feeding people, scouring vintage stores, puns, sending mail, and all the quaint and normal things (hiking, biking, reading, writing, canning, crafting...).

One of my best friends told me I'm a lot funnier than this profile makes me seem. When I asked her if she meant funny, "haha," or funny, "odd," she answered, "more the former, but probably both." So now you know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running an education and prevention-focused program for a domestic and sexual violence nonprofit, mostly teaching the kids these days about healthy relationships and healthy sexuality.

Training for my very first triathlon. (And also to be able to do one pull-up).

(Update: finished triathlon, not last. Still working on the pull-up).

Trying to figure it all out (with marginal success). Trying to strike a balance. Trying not to try too hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dressing myself. Sharing my opinions. Being friendly. Baking pies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm laughing (loudly) at something. Probably myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a fully committed consumer of popular culture, so these lists are lengthy and ever-changing.

Books: I read pretty voraciously. Currently: A Field Guide to Getting Lost by Rebecca Solnit, The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt, 2011's Great American Short Stories, and The Urban Institute's The Hustle: Economics of the Underground Commercial Sex Industry. I'm also trying to keep up with my Tin House subscription and failing miserably.

Movies: The Wizard of Oz or The Princess Bride.

I also appreciate: all things by Hitchcock, almost all the things by Wes Anderson, Danny Boyle, John Hughes, Mel Brooks, the Coen Brothers, Paul Thomas Anderson, David Fincher, Quentin Tarantino, Werner Herzog, Pedro Almodóvar, Sofia Coppola, Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch, and Billy Wilder.

Shows: Mad Men, Breaking Bad, New Girl, Arrested Development, Friday Night Lights, Six Feet Under, The Walking Dead, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, The League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Music: Neko Case, Jenny Lewis, Rilo Kiley, Sleater-Kinney, Tilly and the Wall, the Smiths, Elliot Smith, Mirah, the Kinks, the Magnetic Fields, the Pixies, Band of Horses, M. Ward, the New Pornographers, Animal Collective, Horse Feathers, Le Tigre, Gillian Welch, the Gossip, Architecture in Helsinki, the Beastie Boys, Talking Heads, Black Prairie, Marina and the Diamonds, Dolly Parton, Fiona Apple, The xx, Irma Thomas, Belle & Sebastian, Mates of State, The National, Margot & The Nuclear So and So's, Johnny Cash, First Aid Kit, Sallie Ford and the Sound Outside, Bruce Springsteen, Waxahatchee, alt-J, Patsy Cline, Bonnie Montgomery, Beyonce, Icona Pop, Sam Cooke, Casey Neill and the Norway Rats. Motown. Any and all Motown.

Food: I like it all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gonzo. Outdoor time spending. Vintage-y dresses. My Leatherman. Micro-point gel ink rollerball pens. Context.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Myself. Politics. Socio-cultural norms. Cute boys. Cute dresses.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson attended my First Holy Communion.

That's less of a private thing and more of a namedrop, really.
You should message me if
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Surely you can make that decision for yourself.

But really, can we just like, run into each other at the grocery store or something?