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23 Soquel, CA Man


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  • Ages 18-28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Whats up everyone? The basic story with me is that I am a cosmetologist who loves people, and enjoys peacefulness, a little chaos, independence, good vibes, and happiness. Music is very important to me, so idk what i would do without Spotify. My life would be so confused. I love animals, Especially since I own the best dog, ever. I love weed, I don't smoke a ton (but I do smoke everyday). I'm a pretty simple dude and all I want out of life is to be happy and help people. I pride myself on being unique and kinda weird, and I think that the world is a better place when people freely express themselves. I'm a really open person, so I enjoy it when people are the same, even if you're a little shy first :) I love weird people, and weird people love me. It's the way the cookie crumbles. I love to love and I hope that's what is given back to me.

“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
― Dr. Seuss

- I'm kinda on the new friends hunt lately, more so than the relationship hunt, but I'm open to both.

- Messaging me first definitely wins points.

- Please have something to say other than hi, or hey, what's up? Or something else boring and generic. I'm looking for people who can hold not only deep or intellectual conversations but someone who also can talk forever about nothing at all and be totally stoked and happy. Sorry if I sound like an asshole, but if I didn't give you enough conversation material in my already way too detailed profile to give you a halfway solid opener, please....move on.

- I consider myself a lifelong learner, I love learning and I can be a total nerd. Any subject is interesting if you have something to teach me, especially if it's psychology, philosophy, spirituality, the human body, or history. I love that kind of stuff. Especially ancient history, spirituality, and psychology. I even have ancient Egyptian symbols tattooed on my back, so I guess you could say I'm an officially stamped nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to cosmetology/barber school
I’m really good at
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I'm really good at talking a lot...definitely a factor in my career choice. I'm good at helping people stay positive, and I'm trained in massage therapy, so I give a bomb massage. I'm a good in car dj, and I can maneuver a scooter around town like nobodies business. Don't fuck with the dude on a Vespa, he's obviously dangerous.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Nail polish, I tend to have my nails painted sometimes. I get creative on my left hand every once in awhile and try to pull off something awesome. The right hand wishes I was left handed, cause he would look way better and he is always jealous of the right hands beautiful designs. He got fucked over in nail art department. Sorry right hand :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite shows: South Park, Workaholics, Broad City, Trailer Park Boys. I like watching trashy tv too, it's a guilty pleasure. I power watched every season of Jersey Shore after resisting it for years. Totally awesome show, J-Woww, you're my girl.

I watch comedies or documentaries for the most part. Saw Woody Harrelson's Ethos recently, thought that was an awesome movie. I'll watch a serious movie or an action flick once in awhile if it's intriguing or well rated.

Music: Anything and everything has it's place, but my favorites include Soja, Matisyahu, Snoop Dogg/Lion whatever he wants to call himself these days. Mac dre, Dr. Dre, Lauryn Hill, Bob Marley, Hirie, J Boog, Tunnel Vision, Nirvana, Aerosmith, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, The Ramones, Steve Aoki, Too Short, Dirt Nasty, Swedish House Mafia, The Expendables, Guns n' Roses, Zeds Dead, Van Halen, Alan Jackson, Hank III, Chuck Berry, Eminem, Hopsin, Tech N9ne, Three 6 Mafia, Rage Against The Machine, The Misfits, Calabrese, Iration, Rebelution, The Dirty Heads. I love way too much music so I'm just gonna stop myself there.

Religion of Ancient Egypt
Afro Hair of the Ancient Egyptians
Steve Jobs
Where the Red Fern Grows
The Communist Manifesto
Mein Kampf
The Art of War
The Doors
The Iliad
The Oddesy
Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn
The Outsiders
Harry fucking Potter
Anything by Jules Verne, H.G. Wells, or the Ancient Greek philosophers.
Pretty much anything on Wikipedia. I troll that site like nobodies business. If you saw my iPad there are days where you could see atleast 20 open Wikipedia tabs, it's a little sad.

My favorite type of history is ancient history and I love a good autobiography/biography.

Mean Kampf and The Communist Manifesto are odd choices for books but I read them to understand the minds of people who were unlike myself, but had such a large influence over history. I really wanted to get inside the minds of Hitler and Karl Marx so that I could see where they were coming from, and see what the other side of things is like so that I may attain a better understanding of the world so that I may see how things came to be, how their journeys influenced them, and how their writings influenced history. It's Interesting to me how a former artists ideals and mind could become warped so heavily that he became one of, if not the biggest, mass murderer of all time; and how one mans utopian writings could get twisted into becoming what was the U.S.S.R., and now is, modern day China (and still Russia, really). I'm not a Nazi or a Communist, I just love learning in general and gaining new vantage points of where we are today, how it got this way, and what created the world around me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, my scooter, coffee, books, Internet, introspection, the beach, and random adventures. It's 8 things, but fuck you okcupid, I do what I want!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to enjoy life and live in the present, further figure out who I am, and how I can always keep making personal progress and development.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mischief. Plain and simple ;)

But in all reality it's the bars once a month and a lot of Netflix or the occasional outing lately.
You should message me if
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You put your right leg in your pants first. Sorry lefties.