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BewareTheDonkey

28 M El Paso, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm 26. I have a job. I have a car. I have my own place. I'm totally sarcastic, and totally a smartass. I love to laugh. I love to have fun. I'm shy at first, but once you get to know me, you'll wish I would shut up.

I'm also kind of geeky. I like video games and comic books.

I'm an open book. If there's anything you or most anyone would like to know feel free to ask. I don't have anything to hide.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. I sell insurance for a living. I plan on returning to school in the very near future to advance my life and career. Other than that, I'm just enjoying my relative youth.
I’m really good at
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Video games. Being a smartass. Saying just the right funny thing at the right time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read just about anything. I love just about any kind of movie or music. I'm not too picky. I love Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, and Boardwalk Empire. My favorite kind of food is Italian.

As I said, I enjoy most anything musically, but I do have a special place for rock. The harder stuff, but not too hard. I like Slipknot, Godsmack, A Perfect Circle and Korn.

My favorite movies include, The Matrix(the first one), Fight Club, The Shawshank Redemption, Back To The Future(all three), and of course Star Wars.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, internet, video games, poker, friends and laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I'm totally ADHD.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or out with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'd really like to just meet that special someone.
You should message me if
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You're looking for a real down to earth guy. You have a sense of humor. You're single. You don't mind a dorky guy.