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BewaretheMoon

33 M Las Cruces, NM

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm introverted and kinda shy, but I seem to warm up once I get to know someone. I really like having 1-1 conversations.

Some people say that I remind them of Sam Kinison, but quieter.

Now, here are 3 random tidbits:

My favorite holiday is Halloween.

I really dig animals.

I'm sardonic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved here from the frozen tundra known as Minnesota. I quit my job in the Twin Cities and decided to move to the southwest to be closer to family. I was also getting really sick of the cold weather so I thought I would try out a new environment.

I'm looking to go back to school to get a Master's degree, but I'm not sure what to get it in. I would like to learn Mandarin since I think China will be a major player in the near future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating. I thought about teaching procrastination at the local university, but I decided to wait till I was better prepared. That was two years ago.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bulging biceps.

Honestly, I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Catch 22, Rules of Attraction, Pet Semetary, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hells Angels, On the Road, The Dharma Bums, Weaveworld, American Psycho

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Cool Hand Luke, Back to the Future, Ski School(early 90's classic), I Spit on your Grave, Fight Club, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Fletch, Say Anything, This is Spinal Tap, Repo Man, Meatballs.

Music: Classic Rock, Ska. I like many, many bands so I'll come back to this at a later time.

Food: I love Indian food and Sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Peace
2) Love
and
3) Understanding
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something. Honestly, this section kinda pisses me off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once made a hickey on my neck by using a Stretch Armstrong pump. I was 13 at the time and I thought it would impress my classmates. I told them that I met this girl at a movie and that she gave me a hickey. I was a weird kid.
You should message me if
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1) you want to talk and possibly grab a beer.

or

2) you can tell me what movie my profile name is from