Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm introverted and kinda shy, but I seem to warm up once I get to
Now, here are 5 random tidbits:
My favorite holiday is Halloween.
I really dig animals. I'm really involved in a local no-kill animal
I've never been in a fight before. I almost got in a fight when I
was 13 at summer camp.
Some people say that I remind them of Sam Kinison, but quieter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved here from the frozen tundra known as Minnesota. I quit
my job in the Twin Cities and decided to move to the southwest to
be closer to family. I was also getting really sick of the cold
weather so I thought I would try out a new environment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating. I thought about teaching procrastination at the
local university, but I decided to wait till I was better prepared.
That was two years ago.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch 22, Rules of Attraction, Pet Semetary, Fear and
Loathing in Las Vegas, Hells Angels, On the Road, The Dharma Bums,
Weaveworld, American Psycho
Movies: The Big Lebowski, Cool Hand Luke, Back to the Future, Ski
School(early 90's classic), I Spit on your Grave, Fast Times at
Ridgemont High, Fletch, Say Anything, This is Spinal Tap, Repo Man,
Meatballs, Point Break, Uncle Buck, Home Alone
Music: Thin Lizzy, Mad Caddies, Genesis
Food: I love Indian food and Sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
worrying. I'm a worrywart so I worry about everything. I'm actually
worrying right now about this profile. I wish I was joking right
now, but I'm not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something. Honestly, this section kinda pisses me off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once made a hickey on my neck by using a Stretch Armstrong pump.
I was 13 at the time and I thought it would impress my classmates.
I told them that I met this girl at a movie and that she gave me a
hickey. I was a weird kid.
You should message me if
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if you want to talk. I guess I'm supposed to say something funny
here, but I don't know what to say. The rest of my profile is
garbage, so I guess you could just send me a message about
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