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33 Las Cruces, NM Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:03pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm introverted and kinda shy, but I seem to warm up once I get to know someone.

Now, here are 5 random tidbits:

My favorite holiday is Halloween.

I really dig animals. I'm really involved in a local no-kill animal shelter.

I'm sardonic.

I've never been in a fight before. I almost got in a fight when I was 13 at summer camp.

Some people say that I remind them of Sam Kinison, but quieter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved here from the frozen tundra known as Minnesota. I quit my job in the Twin Cities and decided to move to the southwest to be closer to family. I was also getting really sick of the cold weather so I thought I would try out a new environment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating. I thought about teaching procrastination at the local university, but I decided to wait till I was better prepared. That was two years ago.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I really don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch 22, Rules of Attraction, Pet Semetary, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hells Angels, On the Road, The Dharma Bums, Weaveworld, American Psycho

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Cool Hand Luke, Back to the Future, Ski School(early 90's classic), I Spit on your Grave, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Fletch, Say Anything, This is Spinal Tap, Repo Man, Meatballs, Point Break, Uncle Buck, Home Alone

Music: Thin Lizzy, Mad Caddies, Genesis

Food: I love Indian food and Sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Peace
2) Love
3) Understanding
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
worrying. I'm a worrywart so I worry about everything. I'm actually worrying right now about this profile. I wish I was joking right now, but I'm not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something. Honestly, this section kinda pisses me off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once made a hickey on my neck by using a Stretch Armstrong pump. I was 13 at the time and I thought it would impress my classmates. I told them that I met this girl at a movie and that she gave me a hickey. I was a weird kid.
You should message me if
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if you want to talk. I guess I'm supposed to say something funny here, but I don't know what to say. The rest of my profile is garbage, so I guess you could just send me a message about anything.