"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet

I'm a unrepentant flirt in an open marriage. My wife is on this site as well. I try to be candid and honest yet diplomatic and I expect that from anyone with whom I associate. I am fiercely independent. I'd rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I am not. If I say I will meet you, I'm not going to back out at the last minute.

I could lie about myself. I could say I'm looking for "the one," tell you I'm straight and single or some bullshit story about how my marriage is unhappy blah blah blah. I could feed you every line in the book that you've probably heard before. But I won't because it's not in my nature. Even if, god forbid, something were to happen & I was no longer married, I would still not be looking for one person. That's not who I am.

I listen more than I talk. I appreciate the fluidity of life. I know from experiences that I could spend an afternoon of romance & passion and never see her again because that evening she met "Mr. Right." I cherish the memories & continue on.

I love Australian Rules Football, and I'm happy it is finally getting some air time again in the states.

I will watch football, basketball, baseball & hockey; I prefer pro to college. I love my hometown San Antonio Spurs, Geelong Cats & the Chicago Cubs. I am a Cubs fan because of Scooby-Doo, and yes I will gladly explain that if you're interested.

I am approachable, flirtatious, and diplomatic.

Unlike some people, I actually read profiles. If you have an age limit that is even one year younger than I, I will not message you because I assume you wouldn't be interested. If the age limit you put it is not set in stone and you are interested, then message me.

Getting back to what I do best at a new job.

Traveling when I can.

My wife and I enjoy a great open marriage. It continues to be an incredible experience that allows us to experiment and share our affection with those close to us.

Sarcastic remarks & sexual innuendo.

I'm a chubby guy. I fidget. I'm quiet until you get me talking.

My Favortie Books: #1 is Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett; it's a delightful comedy about Armageddon. Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead are absolutely amazing - I never thought I would get into a book about either architecture or railroads. I enjoy Peter David's sci-fi and John Douglas' true crime books. I also like graphic novels - okay, okay, comic books - especially if they have artwork by George Perez, Alex Ross, or Ivan Reis, or are written by Geoff Johns, Gail Simone or Grant Morrison. And, of course, I'm a fan of The Ethical Slut.

My Favorite Movies: sci-fi and comedy. Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, and if you're nice to me I'll let you come over and watch it. Other faves are L.A. Story, Bull Durham, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Young Frankenstein, Some Like it Hot, The Apartment, Gandhi, On the Waterfront, Citizen Kane and Casablanca.

My Favorite Music: Collective Soul, Cowboy Mouth, Brother Cane, The Fratellis, Alice in Chains, Tantric, Cool for August, Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails, Rob Zombie, Seether, Ha Ha Tonka. On the lighter side Hootie & the Blowfish,Great Big Sea, Edvard Grieg, Georges Bizet, Mozart.

My Favorite Foods: Sushi is the best, but I'll try just about anything. I also love to cook.

My Favorite TV Shows (not that anyone asked): Archer, Arrow, Modern Family, Fringe, White Collar and Venture Bros. for entertainment. Red Eye & Stossel for commentary (because I'm a Constitutional Libertarian). Oh, and I love watching Good Eats so much that I've developed a crush on Alton Brown. 24, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Freedom Watch, Millennium, Chuck, Pretender, Smallville, and Frasier are my favorites of TV shows past.

My Favorite Martian: Ray Walston

My wife, my cats, my house, toilet paper, garlic, & sports.

The nature of existence, the yin and the yang, the light and the dark, the equal and opposite reaction.

When OKCupid is going to stop putting people in my quiver who are only looking for single guys so I don't have to waste my time or theirs.

Going out to eat with my wife and/or friends.

I'm a bisexual quasi-polyamorist, but you'd know that if you read my profile.
I'm a sucker for redheads.
I will call your bluff.

I have only one requirement for people who are thinking about messaging me:

You can respect other people's beliefs even if you don't agree with them. If I read your profile and you openly express hatred or disdain for a particular person or group, you're already a turn-off. Pay attention to this, people, there's a hell of a lot more of them on this site than you think.

You can YIM me at bichailatte, but if you do at least tell me you saw my profile here so I don't think you're a bot.