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My self-summary
Find us at youmacon 2015!

Did you see our flags and totem at Electric Forest this year? =)'re probably reading this and thinking, "what the fuck is up with this profile?". That's pretty normal, as we're extremely not. If that interests you, read on. Polyamory is scary to some people. Disney style romance themes are scary to us. If bucking societal conventions is something you find threatening, you can probably stop right here. Also you can stop if you're a straight male about to send me an imgur link to a dick pic. Ive got an inbox full of those. Really. Were good on that. Also couples you cannot "borrow" one of us. We are people not toys. However polite eloquent messages from bi/queer/trans men are assuredly welcomed. =)

The purpose of this profile is to give people who would be interested in the way we live life to find us. Were a pretty discrete group of friends but at the same time are thrilled to make new ones (however rarely that happens). If you've ever wondered about queer-poly or are simply opened minded and curious just say hello! We're not looking for "casual sex". That's pretty much the opposite of what we're looking for, but if we didn't list ourselves under that category like 90% of you wouldn't have ever seen this profile. Admit it, its true !

Funny thing is that many of you who would balk at this profile have failed to recognize that you've corresponded with many of us on our own "normal" private single profiles and had no idea that we were part of this. People aren't always what they seem on the surface!

Just as an addendum, this profile doesnt list all our fav bands/movies/books ect. This is mostly because we are against okc snobbery and taste in cultural phenomena do not an interesting personality make. If you'd like to know if we or some of us or even one of us enjoys something...ask. While this is a group profile I mostly run it (blonde girl / blue bra) and I'm a real person with my own identity. That being said...

Usually this profile is managed by the tall blonde girl in the middle. That's who you are messaging. Some of the group has their own profile on OKC, such as SylphCerulean

We very rarely send messages to the cute queer kids of okc mostly as we don't want to bother people or harsh their small town worldview. You'd be shocked how even LGBT people can be rather intolerant. If you're curious about us, just short, message us first.

**I know our profile says we reply selectively. This isn't because we are some sort of okcupid snobs, but because we get a LOT of creepy messages we'd rather not reply to. If you're nice, attractive, and the kind of person we say we're asking for, we will reply!

Also, if you're a science/bio/chem/educated sort of kid you're prob our style. We cry on our worthless masters degrees.**

Not totally freaked out by this yet? Good read on! We're actually really intelligent, educated and friendly kids. We've just chosen to defy societal convention a bit, and it works for us. Maybe it would work for you too. Red Pill? Blue Pill? In any case, onwards with the descriptions!

We're a group of friends who live in detroit. Some queer girls and some queer boys. The word bisexual can loosely be applied to all of us. We're all between a Kinsey 2 and a Kinsey 5. Our group has beem together a long time, almost six years now, YES SIX!. Seriously. This is not some group of craigslist creeps we cobbled together haphazardly to troll okcupid. At the same time, we have met one new friend on here so far in the past year! =)

We're actual friends that get together to take signed pictures in their underwear to prove we actually exist, I.E. we're real and live in detroit. We're not some sort of internet joke, nor a group of people who are out to make all your fantasies come true. I'm not sure why people always message us with this concept of "what we can do for them".


We're friends, first and foremost.

We are extremely Queer Trans Alt Poly Insert unique thing here friendly. So do say hello.

Really, say hello. Don't just look and gawk. We like to talk to and meet new unique people, so feel free to say hi even if our little niche of human nature isn't your cup of tea.

Thing is, we're really actually quite sane, freshly showered, and if I do say so, we all smell quite nice. We've found a way to have a really awesome outlet for all the wild things that many people think about without having to go to the local watering hole and hook up with whatever stranger comes along. By having a tight knit little group of awesomeness we've managed to avoid all the unpleasantness involved in that process. Also its totally awesome to have some great friends you can rely on who accept and love you for who you are. Also its great to have people who will change a tire for you somewhere random at 3am on a tuesday.

Regardless, we've been a group of seven for awhile and have been thinking about becoming slightly larger, so we decided we'd go hunting for some new friends. We've been hunting for some time now, but it really takes the right kind of person for the right reason to mesh with us. While usually just one or two of us meets a new person at first, to really fit in with our little culture you need to be a special kind of weird.

While our profile would imply that we're just looking for friends for hookup purposes, this is not the case. We're looking for friends who can actually be friends. IMAGINE THAT! If you're a super hot sexual minx but you're a complete bitch or terribly ignorant we're not likely to enjoy your company when we're all clothed and having dinner together. Also those type of people often leave spray tan and makeup stains on everything and those can be hard to get out.

In short, we're looking for hot young intelligent and fun queer people for friends AND fun.

Also, if you notice in our pictures we have an email listed. That is our official contact, so if you get a message from anyone else at any other profile claiming to be us, they're not. That is the only email we use.

We use the term polyamory though it's not perfectly applied to us. We're more polyamicable if that makes sense. We're not in some sort of big free love commune relationship. We just are all really tight friends and like being together. We generally avoid labels on relationships as they tend to be limiting. We live close to eachother, but not in the same house. Some of us do live together though.

Oh and I'm not sure how to put this in a politically correct and polite way. We're all very "healthy", and so if you're not, while we're always happy to make new friends, that isn't something we'd be willing to risk in terms of things beyond friendship. We admittedly are pretty out there, but we're insanely careful and safe about it. Please dont go full tumblr on us for 'excluding' people. We just would prefer to avoid the risk.
What I’m doing with my life
We're all young professionals, this is just how we let loose and have fun! Nothing wrong with that right? =)

A smattering of us are grad students and other high education types, the rest are finished with school, all are pretty well educated though, or at least well read, which is nearly as important.

Collectively speaking we're a very very intelligent bunch. As a result, we've got heavy preference for other smart kids.

Don't think that because of this profile we're somehow skeevy people in real life. Couldn't be farther from the truth. We're your bosses, your peers, we're the nicely dressed young girl studying at the coffeeshop that seems innocent as can be.
I’m really good at
Breaking societal conventions and being awesome queer kids.

We're also rather good dancers as we've been dancing together for a very long time. Spot us at necto and marvel at the pole acrobatics we perform together. Also we can ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → with the best of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
We're a group of queer friends in their underwear on okcupid, I think that is what people will notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just ask. We're pretty out of the norm as it is, so we've got a lot of varied interests.

We could just put pandora on Sigur Ros and let it ride.

If you've never listened to the Jelli streams I'd recommend that as well. Groove salad on Soma.FM is also particularly nice.

Hrm, a silence of three parts... We're sort of sexy nerds. If you'd like to do a line of melange and then ride a Steampunk podracer to hogwarts where you'd be sorted into Slytherin and embark on a quest to recover the Triforce only to discover your princess is in another castle, we'd probably like you.
The six things I could never do without
My five best friends, and the life we have together!

We also love cats, adventures, and cuddling, like most quality humans. We also talk in memes. If you're aware of internet subculture thats a +.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who comes up with words like frubbly and compersion.
On a typical Friday night I am
You've likely seen us out on the town at various places like necto or "insert LGBT club here" . We like to try out new places all the time. Weve been going to lucky strike a lot lately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That we have this okcupid profile and we're actively trying to find new friends now. That's a bit scary for us admittedly.

There is no way to list yourself as "looking for queer people" and so I'm listing it here.

We're looking for cool, open minded queer people of any gender that would mesh well with us.
You should message me if euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record.

You're looking for more than a Casual hookup. We're not looking for random 1 nighters. I hate having to click the "casual sex" button. We're not looking to jump into bed with someone we don't know. Please don't message with that intent. It won't go well.

But really, you should message us if:

You're an attractive, educated and open minded young queer person. Also if you're into group activities and looking for some new friends.

^_^ meow

Oh, and a list of keywords so we're easier to find: