*Do not try and catfish us, we will find out, we will report you*.
Catfish reported so far: 8 (Seriously, sad right?)
Hello, you're probably reading this and thinking, "what the fuck is up with this profile?". That's pretty normal, as we're extremely not. If that interests you, read on. If bucking societal conventions is something you find threatening, you can probably stop right here.
Funny thing is that many of you who would balk at this profile have failed to recognize that you've corresponded with many of us on our own "normal" private single profiles and had no idea that we were part of this. People aren't always what they seem on the surface!
Recent public exploits:
We'll be out at detroit pride in June, so look for us! =)
Ferndale for pride weekend!
Fedde Le Grand 5/23/14
Lucky Strike 4/26/14
Gigi's on 3/15/14
7 of us at leland city club on fri the 17th Of january!
We were at necto for pride night on 12/20/13. If you were there I hope you enjoyed the spectacle our two big blonde boys put on up on stage!
We also went out as a group for new years. Did you spot us? =p
Just as an addendum, this profile doesnt list all our fav bands/movies/books ect. This is mostly because we are against okc snobbery and taste in cultural phenomena do not an interesting personality make. If you'd like to know if we or some of us or even one of us enjoys something...ask. While this is a group profile I mostly run it (blue bra) and I'm a real person with my own identity. That being said...
We very rarely send messages to the cute queer kids of okc mostly as we don't want to bother people or harsh their small town worldview. You'd be shocked how even LGBT people can be rather intolerant. If you're curious about us, just ask...in short, message us first.
**I know our profile says we reply selectively. This isn't because we are some sort of okcupid snobs, but because we get a LOT of creepy messages we'd rather not reply to. If you're nice, attractive, and the kind of person we say we're asking for, we will reply!
Also, if you're a science/bio/chem/educated sort of kid you're prob our style. We cry on our worthless masters degrees.**
When you message us, you're messaging me, the profile curator. I'm the one in the blue bra. That's who you're corresponding with (90% of the time).
Try to not be totally freaked out by this. We're actually really intelligent, educated and friendly kids. We've just chosen to defy societal convention a bit, and it works for us. Maybe it would work for you too. Red Pill? Blue Pill? In any case, onwards with the descriptions!
We're a group of friends who live in detroit. Some queer girls and some queer boys. The word bisexual can loosely be applied to all of us. We're all between a Kinsey 2 and a Kinsey 5. Most of us have been friends a long time, almost five years, and so this is not some group of craigslist trawlers we cobbled together haphazardly to troll okcupid. At the same time, we have met one new friend on here so far! =)
We're actual friends that get together to take signed pictures in their underwear to prove we actually exist, I.E. we're real and live in detroit. We're not some sort of internet joke, nor a group of people who are out to make all your fantasies come true. I'm not sure why people always message us with this concept of "what we can do for them".
We're friends, first and foremost.
We are extremely Queer Trans Alt Poly Insert unique thing here friendly. So do say hello.
Really, say hello. Don't just look and gawk. We like to talk to and meet new unique people, so feel free to say hi even if our little niche of human nature isn't your cup of tea.
Yes I know as you're reading this you're likely thinking to yourself. "WTF" these people are crazy. These people are gross.
Thing is, we're really actually quite sane, freshly showered, and if I do say so, we all smell quite nice. We've found a way to have a really awesome outlet for all the wild things that many people think about without having to go to the local watering hole and hook up with whatever stranger comes along. By having a tight knit little group of awesomeness we've managed to avoid all the unpleasantness involved in that process. Also its totally awesome to have some great friends you can rely on who accept and love you for who you are.
Regardless, we've been a group of six for awhile and have been thinking about becoming slightly larger, so we decided we'd go hunting for some new friends. We've been hunting for some time now, but it really takes the right kind of person for the right reason to mesh with us. While usually just one or two of us meets a new person, to really fit in with our little culture you need to be a special kind of weird.
While our profile would imply that we're just looking for friends for hookup purposes, this is not the case. We're looking for friends who can actually be friends. IMAGINE THAT! If you're a super hot sexual minx but you're a complete bitch or terribly ignorant we're not likely to enjoy your company when we're all clothed and having dinner together. Also those type of people often leave spray tan and makeup stains on everything and those can be hard to get out.
In short, we're looking for hot young intelligent and fun queer people for friends AND fun.
Also, if you notice in our pictures we have an email listed. That is our official contact, so if you get a message from anyone else at any other profile claiming to be us, they're not. That is the only email we use.
We don't prefer the term polyamory though it's been applied to us. We're more polyamicable if that makes sense. We're not in some sort of big free love commune relationship. We just are all really tight friends and like being together. We live close to eachother, but not in the same house.
Oh and I'm not sure how to put this in a politically correct and polite way. We're all very "healthy", and so if you're not, while we're always happy to make new friends, that isn't something we'd be willing to risk in terms of things beyond friendship. We admittedly are pretty out there, but we're insanely careful and safe about it.