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27 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:07pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a techie and a stoner, a gamer and a dog parent. When I walk Doobie, my beagle, I talk to him like he can understand. That probably makes me look crazy, but that's normal this city. I get baked and watch Educational YouTube videos, like CrashCourse, CGP Grey, and more. Otherwise, I play indie games like Shovel Knight and Kerbal Space Program.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working as a mage for a fantastic startup here in the City, but that means that I work a lot. When I'm not working, I'm usually at home, vaping from my Volcano, playing Elite with my VR headset or watching some of my favorite channels on Youtube. If not that, I'm out with my dog, Doobie, on an adventure, exploring the city.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, rolling joints, Javascript, and Dog parenting (I parent the shit out of Doobie)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They always notice Doobious first. Have you seen him? Dat face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Tv shows. South Park, the Office, Top Gear (UK), IT Crowd, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, An Idiot Abroad, South Park, Daily Show, The Colbert Report, IT Crowd, Archer, Seinfeld, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Bravest Warriors (YouTube), Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, Derek

Sometimes I watch Anime.

Food: Everything but Grapefruit. I don't know why people like it. It's the worst thing ever.

Music: anamanaguchi

Video games. So many games bought in the Steam Sale, but I still play a ton of Minecraft. My favorite series is the Legend of Zelda series. Lately, I've been into Indie Games mostly. Kerbal Space Program and Elite: Dangerous have most of my time right now. Especially Elite, since I'm playing with my Oculus Rift in VR. It's pretty much the best experience I've ever had.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Pot, Cannabis, Weed, Ganja
2. My Bike
3. Doobie, my dog!
4. Virtual Reality
5. The Internet
6. The everlasting conquest for knowledge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bernie Sanders. I think a lot about the income inequality we face in this nation, and especially here in the city.

I also think of a hopeful future, with Virtual Reality, self driving cars, gay marriage, and legal cannabis!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying in, hanging with Doobie Howser, vaping and playing games or watching Netflix, or having friends over to vape and play games. I used to go out a lot, but I grew out of it. Some nights my buddies and I will go to some swanky shit.
You should message me if
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Your idea of a good night is vaping hella weed, cuddling on the sofa, and playing video games.

Also, I'm not looking for just a hookup or a one night thing. I'd actually really like to try and make a connection with someone.

I have been in a polyamorous relationship before, but lately, it hasn't been that important to me. I totally don't mind if it is to you, though.

I live with my best friend, Alexxi, who is a girl. We've known each other for a long time, and we do a lot of things together, including sex.