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27 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:52pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm an INTP, cannabis smoking, software developing, videogame playing, bicycle riding dork who loves living and working in the most amazing city in the world.

For Mother's Day and her birthday, I bought my Mom a new Prius C. What did you get your mother?
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently working for a fantastic startup here in the City, but that means that I work a lot. When I'm not working, I'm usually at home, smoking a bowl, playing Elite with my VR headset or watching some of my favorite channels on Youtube. If not that, I'm out with my dog, Doobie, on an adventure, exploring the city.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rolling Joints! I can even roll them while I'm driving! :p

Making my AAA cheesy scrambled eggs, my cheeseburgers (my favorite so far was my Hawaiian Burger), Pizza (making dough-to-pizza tastes soooo much better than anywhere I've eaten), and my Pad Thai (bet you weren't expecting that!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They always notice my jawline. What do you think?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Tv shows. South Park, the Office, Top Gear (UK), IT Crowd, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, An Idiot Abroad, South Park, Daily Show, The Colbert Report, IT Crowd, Archer, Seinfeld, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Bravest Warriors (YouTube), Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, Derek

Sometimes I watch Anime.

Food: Everything but Grapefruit. I don't know why people like it. It's the worst thing ever.

Music: Mostly EDM right now! :D

Video games. So many games bought in the Steam Sale, but I still play a ton of Minecraft. My favorite series is the Legend of Zelda series. Lately, I've been into Indie Games mostly. Kerbal Space Program and Elite: Dangerous have most of my time right now. Especially Elite, since I'm playing with my Oculus Rift in VR. It's pretty much the best experience I've ever had.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Pot, Cannabis, Weed, Ganja
2. My Bike
3. Doobie, my dog!
4. Virtual Reality
5. The Internet
6. The everlasting conquest for knowledge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we can't smoke these bowls fast enough!?

How amazing it is that the future is here! Self driving cars, virtual reality, all human knowledge at our fingertips! How is that not amazing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shooting down Pirate ships with a ton of lasers in VR.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book, ask me anything
You should message me if
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Your idea of a good night is smoking a fat blunt, cuddling on the sofa, and playing video games.

You know what Polyamoury is and you're comfortable knowing it is part of me.