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BigAlzBub

41 M Rowley Regis, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 30–55
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was once described as a riddle wrapped in an enigma, I have old fashioned values (I believe in fair play, honesty, courtesy, and keeping your word), but at the same time I have quite a modern outlook (I value freedom of expression, I don't hold with racial, religious or sexual prejudice, and I don't have any preconceived ideas about gender based roles), I also firmly believe that self praise is no recommendation (so I'm really bad at this sort of thing), but if you ask me specific questions, I'm more than happy to answer pretty much anything.

My friends tell me I can be very witty, I generally find that's only the case when I don't try too hard (at least that when they laugh the most). I have a somewhat dry/sarcastic sense of humour which sometimes teeters on the edge of the surreal.

I like to think of myself as a realist (but I know some people would consider me a pessimist), but even when things go wrong I can often find a sort of ironic, grim amusement from it.

I'm a bit of an introvert, I find large social group to be exhausting, and I tend blend into the background, but I do like to spend time with good friends and have long rambling conversations that when you reach a natural pause, you sometimes wonder how the heck you ended up talking that. I know tons of useless information, unfortunately because it's useless, it's not particularly useful in pub quizzes (darn it all)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking each day as it comes, never planning too far ahead, because you never know what is round the corner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Excel formulas, Self Deprecation
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My complete disinterest in all things fashionable
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I really like the 'Culture' books by Iain M Banks, but I like most Sci-Fi and Fantasy providing it has a coherent story (preferably with some decent character development).
I also like the work of Douglas Adams and Terry Prattchet.

Movies: I like movies which make you think, I'm a big sucker for movies which start in media res, but a high octane action movies can also be good providing it doesn't try to take themselves seriously and/or rely on the "star power" of the main actor(s).

Shows: I'll give anything by Joss Whedon a try (loved Firefly), and I thought Agents of Shield had some really good episodes. Arrow is (mostly) excellent and I'm looking forward to The Flash when it comes out. Again if it's Sci-Fi or Fantasy, I'll almost always give it a try.

Music: Hard to say, I don't generally listen to much but if I hear it I like a bit rock/metal music (not thrash metal though), or classical. I really can't be doing with Rap music though...

Food: Not really into spicey foods, I'm a complete spice wimp, if it's hotter than black pepper, I probably won't like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
As it says in the movie Fight Club "The things you own, end up owning you."
I could live without pretty much everything if I had to, but I would miss my computer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Far too many things to even begin a list
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, doing pen & paper roleplaying games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes think life is a game to which everyone else knows the rules, and I either lost my copy or never came with a set
You should message me if
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You want a kind, considerate person who tries his hardest to be the best person he can be. If you like the things I like, that would be a big plus.