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Large, intellectual but quiet and shy man who, in his own (very)
humble opinion, has a rather good sense of humour, and is known to
have a few surprises up his sleeves. I have been described by a few
people as; polite, charming, well mannered (their words, not
Dependable in many situations, I am that shoulder to cry on, I
listen to your worries and offer my help (and if I can't solve your
problems I can at least offer my love)! It is fair to say that I am
a good listener.
I have worked with many and can tolerate all sorts of people
(except racists, fundamentalists and other bigots; Nigel Farage,
stay away!), if you throw things at me they just bounce off! It
takes a lot to get me worked up! Despite my atheism I am tolerant
of peoples beliefs (as long as you do not try to convert me; please
do not message me saying I will go to Hell, you are on the wrong
There are no emotional ties in my life: No girlfriends (nor
boyfriends) , no wife or former partners; no kids (anywhere); my
mates are just my mates; my family lives elsewhere; my parents are
no longer with us; not even any pets; There is, however room for
you! *(sings "Lonely, ever so lonely....")*
Ideally I would like to meet someone who has the intelligence to
string sentences together without the use of swearwords (I do not
like people who have to have the F word in every sentence, or as I
call it; symphony in F), I also do not like chavy behavior (Vicky
Pollard need not apply)! Looks, race and size do not matter, it is
the personality I go for; someone who can accept me for what I am
(and I can accept you); someone who can keep me on my toes (but
without being domineering). Marital status and kids are also not
important (but I do not wish to break up any relationship!). But
don't worry if you are shy, and cannot get your words out; once you
get to know me...
Geeks are most welcome! (As are; Emos, Goths, Shy, Quiet,
intellectuals, atheists, etc....)
I like it when you wear T-shirts, jeans, trainers, and no makeup! I
find makeup hides the natural beauty in people.
And now the serious bit!
* frowns *
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, sharing problems, and the techie boy stuff.
And don't worry about becoming a Football Widow; I am not into
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am a slightly larger build, but please don't let that put you
off! I gym, twice or three times a week and take to the Turkish
Baths once a week! Have switched to a healthier diet, and have lost
20kg (at least 2 1/2 stone) in 2 months!
*Update* make that 30kg
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books; Read the Harry Potter books (but there again, who
It took me 9 months to read the Lord of the Rings, but only a day
to read the Hobbit!
Movies; Favourites are;
The Englishman Who Went Up The Hill And Came Down The
The original (Robert Donat) Goodbye Mr Chips.
The Fifth Element (none of the cast took it seriously, that's why I
TV; mine has not been switched on for over a year, I watch things
on-line, such as QI, Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, and Russell Howard's
Good News; I love the BBC iPlayer!
Music; now this may surprise you; despite my age I am into dance
(mainly Trance and Ibiza) music.
However, I don't like Gangsta (c)Rap (or verbal abuse to music as I
call it; you know, the rubbish chavs play on the bus, annoying the
Food; Sushi (only during the summer month though), peri peri
chicken, or just plain old fish 'n' chips, or pizza!
But I hate cabbage and sprouts (I am allergic to them)!
Drink; I prefer Pepsi MAX over Coke.
Tea (especially Rooibos: though I am a bit of a philistine; I have
it with milk and 2 sugars) to coffee (I do drink coffee, prefer
either Barrister made or Monsoon Malabar, over filter; never drink
And there is nothing I like better than sitting in a pub garden on
a summers day slowly drinking vodka and cola (or the occasional
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mates. (either Face to Face or FaceBook)
My Android phone
A roof over my head
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make the World a better place!
"I am what I am, because of who we all are"; Archbishop Desmond
Tutu, explaining the principles of Ubuntu.
I do not like political jokes; no matter the way I vote they always
get elected :D
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting home from work, and relaxing at home.
However it is the weekends when I come alive!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Don't like drinking alcohol if on a date!
You should message me if
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