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38 Tarzana, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–60
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:33pm
White, Other
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a gentle giant (6'4", 250 lbs) with a dominant streak. Former athlete turned theatre technician and voice actor but now more of an entrepreneurial renaissance man. Looking for intelligent conversations and passion with a fellow geek. Extra points if you love Disneyland too. I am polyamorous, sapiosexual, autodidactic, honest to a fault, sex positive and a polymath. I laugh constantly, speak passionately and live with intention. I can be too much for some but more often told that I put people at ease. I love stories. I want to hear them all. I love good design and craftsmanship in any realm. I want to make you laugh. I am naturally curious and eternally skeptical. Critical thinking is a virtue. I am tactile but not Lenny from Of Mice And Men. Although I did play him once in a college acting class. I have several good stories, inventions and ideas swimming in my head amidst the many, many awful ones. Much of my time is spent teasing them into reality.

The preceding was my rough draft stream of consciousness. It's as honest a view into my mind and personality as could be shared here.

There is much, much more to me, of course, but I would rather you navigate the conversation from here instead of only reading my dictation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have many passions so I'll try not to spill any on your shoe. If you haven't figured it out already, I'm loud, crass, perverted and brutally honest. I'm not apologizing for who I am and, if given enough time, I will likely offend someone. OK, so back to the topic at hand, what I'm doing with my life.

I am a polymath; a modern day renaissance man, if you will. My primary passion is to teach people the truth about money, all the stuff they never taught us in school about personal finance and how to save a tax-free retirement. I have clients all over CA, NV and a few in WA. I will gladly sit down with anyone in any social or financial situation but I'm also branding myself as the financial coach to the LGBT, Kink and Polyamorous communities.

When I'm not talking money, I'm probably talking about sex. I love it, you love it, we all love it. Sex is fun, natural and even better with another person. And let's face it people, the money is in the dick and fart jokes. If I'm not talking about money or sex, I can be found building OR, more likely, breaking something. I am a full-fledged computer geek although not a gamer, hmmm. My background is theatre and I still freelance as a rigger and stagehand. The only acting I still do is the rare voice over. I'd love to produce a porno someday. I love to travel when I can and adore road trips. There is also the dabbling in Real Estate, Internet Marketing and Web Design. I'm an entrepreneur and working on several projects at once. I also read several books at once and listen to audiobooks or podcasts on those topics while driving.

I'm all about non sequiturs, stream of consciousness, bizarre trivia and total randomness. My mind is usually going a million miles a minute and my train of thought has been known to derail at the station. SQUIRREL!

Well, that barely scratches the surface of the icing on the cake sitting atop the iceberg, but I think you get the idea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Building or fixing practically anything. I am pretty handy and usually become the "go-to guy" once people find out that I can fix their computer, home, website, furniture, finances, relationship or just help them move.

I'm told I'm also pretty good at making people laugh. "So I've got that goin' for me, which is nice." --Bill Murray, Caddy Shack

And I can seamlessly incorporate movie quotes into everyday conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My size, my voice or my ass; depending on whether I'm standing, talking or walking away. I'm tall with broad shoulders, have a deep but calming voice, and a serious case of bubble butt. Consider yourself warned.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
FYI, this list is a work in progress as there are too many to mention. So here it goes in no particular order.

Anything written by Mark Twain, George Carlin, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Kiyosaki, Christopher Hitchens, Penn Jillette, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Albert Einstein, Isaac Asimov, Lawrence M. Kraus, Stephen Hawking, Carl Sagan, Michael Shermer, Napoleon Hill, David Hume, Jared Diamond, Niall Ferguson, Murray N. Rothbard, Richard Wiseman, Michael Masterson, Patrick Kelly, Robert Greene, Bertrand Russell, Clifford A. Pickover, Malcolm Gladwell.

Amelie--This is my litmus paper movie. If you didn't like it, you have no heart, plain and simple. Too strong? Maybe.
Raiders of the Lost Ark--I could seriously watch this movie over and over again.
Boogie Nights
The Big Lebowski
The Shawshank Redemption
The 'Burbs
Fight Club
Cloud Atlas
V For Vendetta
The Blues Brothers
Love Actually
Real Genius--Mmmm, popcorn.
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Iron Giant--I cry every time.
Anything by Pixar
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey with Neil deGrasse Tyson
...and way too many more to list here.

As for music, I was raised on classic rock and didn't discover KROQ until high school. I've been going to the Hollywood Bowl since I was a kid. I'll listen to almost every genre and usually let Pandora have her way with me. I've always loved soundtracks and scores but have lately been infatuated with Parov Stelar, Caravan Palace and E.S. Posthumus.

I'm on the delicious diet. I'll try almost anything and will usually love it. I eat mostly healthy foods somewhere between Paleo and Slow Carb but I have my indulgences. Garlic is good, sushi is swell and bacon is bad-ass (but enough already with the bacon meme obsession).
Ice Cream--Any flavor will do but Rocky Road and I have some history.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Disneyland
2. Ice cream
3. Critical thinking
4. A creative outlet
5. Gravity, Electromagnetism & Strong Nuclear Force (Weak Nuclear Force can suck it!)
6. Wishing for more wishes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Werewolves, porn and my next trip to Disneyland. (Not always in that order)

I constantly wonder what people look like naked or having sex. (sometimes I wish I could turn this off)

I find it funny when men use a urinal wearing flip flops.

Why do you put cargo in a ship and shipment in a car?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Time travel.

Speaking of which, why don't we have flying cars yet?

The many ways that religion poisons everything.

How awesome science is.

Why can't this profile be Choose Your Own Adventure?

If people who post all of their OKCupid profile pictures in group shots really expect me to guess which one they are. Well, I probably would have preferred the cuter friend right next to them.

The perfect corn dog.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My calendar looks like a bad game of Tetris and Fridays do not hold any special significance but I can often be found meeting with a client,
joining friends for dinner and Cards Against Humanity,
going on an adventure (aka, getting lost on purpose),
going to Disneyland just for dinner,
driving to Las Vegas for the weekend, or getting paid to drive people around as a Lyft driver.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most nights I attempt to Moonwalk out of my socks on the carpet and high kick them into the laundry. Crotch grabbing and Fedora throwing is optional.

I wish I was kidding about the previous statement.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Are you ridiculously confident in who you are and what you want? I love meeting people who've "got their shit together" in at least one realm. No one is perfect, thankfully. How boring that would be?
Are you are just plain ridiculous? That will do nicely as well.

If you want to message me go right ahead. I will respond to any message. However, I may not have much to say if you write like a child, mention god in the 6 things you couldn't live without, or your primary photo is of more than one person.

You should also message me if you actually read this whole stream of mental diarrhea. Congratulations, you have earned yourself an Otter Pop.