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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-60
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:23am
Straight, Sapiosexual
White, Other
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a gentle giant (6'4", 250 lbs) with a dominant streak. Born and raised in Los Angeles and always looking for more that the city can offer. Former athlete turned theatre technician and voice actor but now more of an entrepreneurial renaissance man. Looking for intelligent conversations and passion with a fellow geek (we're all geeks about something). Extra points if you love Disneyland too. I am polyamorous, sapiosexual, autodidactic, honest to a fault, sex positive and a polymath. I laugh constantly, speak passionately and live with intention. I can be too much for some but more often told that I put people at ease. I love stories. I want to hear them all. I love good design and craftsmanship in any realm. I want to make you laugh. I am naturally curious and eternally skeptical. Critical thinking is a virtue. I love philosophy and will discuss any topic, usually playing devil's advocate. I am tactile but not Lenny from Of Mice And Men. Although I did play him once in a college acting class. I have several good stories, inventions and ideas swimming in my head amidst the many, many awful ones. Much of my time is spent teasing them into reality. I am an aspiring vagabond and experienced flâneur. (look it up)

The preceding was just stream of consciousness. It's as honest a view into my mind and personality as could be shared here.

There is much, much more to me, of course, but I would rather you navigate the conversation from here instead of only reading my dictation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have many passions so I'll try not to spill any on your shoe. If you haven't figured it out already, I'm loud, crass, perverted and brutally honest. I'm not apologizing for who I am and, if given enough time, I will likely offend someone. OK, so back to the topic at hand, what I'm doing with my life.

I am a polymath, a modern day renaissance man. I'm a passionate entrepreneur currently building a business of my own and helped others with theirs. I love watching a clever and elegant solution to a problem find its way to market. I am constantly reading about the topic and others like economics, business, investing and wealth management. I can geek out about this stuff.

When I'm not talking 'bidness', I'm probably talking about sex. I love it, you love it, we all love it. Sex is fun, natural and even better with another person. And let's face it people, the money is in the dick and fart jokes. If I'm not talking about money or sex, I can be found tinkering, hacking or inventing something. I am a full-fledged computer geek although not a gamer. My background is technical theatre and I still freelance as a rigger and stage hand. I'm now moving into set design. The only acting I still do is voice over. I'd love to produce a porno someday just to say that I did. I love to travel when I can and adore road trips. There is also the dabbling in Real Estate, Internet Marketing and Web Design. I'm usually working on several projects at once.

I'm all about non sequiturs, stream of consciousness, bizarre trivia and total randomness. My mind is usually going a million miles a minute and my train of thought has been known to derail at the station. SQUIRREL!

I believe there are dreamers and doers. I plant my flag firmly in the dreamers camp.

Well, that barely scratches the surface of the icing on the cake sitting atop the iceberg, but I think you get the idea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Building or fixing practically anything. I am pretty handy and usually become the "go-to guy" once people find out that I can fix their computer, home, website, furniture, finances, relationship or just help them move.

I'm told I'm also pretty good at making people laugh. "So I've got that goin' for me, which is nice." --Bill Murray, Caddy Shack

And I can seamlessly incorporate movie quotes into everyday conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My size, my voice or my ass; depending on whether I'm standing, talking or walking away. I'm tall with broad shoulders, have a deep but calming voice, and a serious case of bubble butt. But how do I share any of these features in a photo that doesn't look contrived? Let me know what you notice when we meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
FYI, this list is a work in progress as there are too many to mention. So here it goes in no particular order.

Anything written by Tim Ferriss, James Altutcher, Mark Twain, George Carlin, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Kiyosaki, Christopher Hitchens, Penn Jillette, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Albert Einstein, Isaac Asimov, Lawrence M. Kraus, Stephen Hawking, Carl Sagan, Napoleon Hill, Clifford A. Pickover, Malcolm Gladwin, and plenty more that I can't recall. I love nonfiction, science, philosophy, self improvement, economics, history, religion and entertainment. I will devour books if given the opportunity.

Amelie--This is my litmus paper movie. If you love it, you're OK in my book.
Raiders of the Lost Ark--I could seriously watch this movie over and over again.
Boogie Nights
The Big Lebowski
The Shawshank Redemption
The 'Burbs
Fight Club
Cloud Atlas
V For Vendetta
Lucky Number Slevin
The Blues Brothers
Love Actually
Real Genius--Mmmm, popcorn.
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Iron Giant--I cry every time.
Anything by Pixar
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey with Neil deGrasse Tyson
...and way too many more to list here.

As for music, I was raised on classic rock and didn't discover KROQ until high school. I've been going to the Hollywood Bowl since I was a kid. I'll listen to almost every genre and usually let Pandora have her way with me. I've always loved soundtracks and scores but have lately been infatuated with Parov Stelar, Caravan Palace, Glitch Mob and E.S. Posthumus.

I'm on the delicious diet. I'll try almost anything and will usually love it. I eat mostly healthy foods somewhere between Paleo and Slow Carb but I have my indulgences. Garlic is good, sushi is swell and bacon is bad-ass (but enough already with the bacon meme obsession).
Ice Cream--Any flavor will do but Rocky Road and I have some history.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Personal connections to amazing people
2. Seemingly endless lessons in humility
3. Critical thinking
4. Creative outlets
5. Gravity, Electromagnetism & Strong Nuclear Force (Weak Nuclear Force can suck it!)
6. Imagination

Was that vague enough for you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Werewolves, porn and my next trip to Disneyland. (Not always in that order)

I constantly wonder what people look like naked or having sex. (sometimes I wish I could turn this off)

I find it funny when men use a urinal wearing flip flops.

Why do you put cargo in a ship and shipment in a car?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Time travel.

Speaking of which, why don't we have flying cars yet?

The many ways that religion poisons everything.

How awesome science is.

Why can't this profile be Choose Your Own Adventure?

If people who post all of their OKCupid profile pictures in group shots really expect me to guess which one they are. Well, I probably would have preferred the cuter friend right next to them.

The perfect corn dog.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My calendar looks like a bad game of Tetris and Fridays do not hold any special significance but I can often be found meeting with colleagues,
joining friends for dinner and Cards Against Humanity,
going on an adventure (aka, getting lost on purpose),
going to Disneyland just for dinner,
driving to *anywhere* for the weekend, or curled up with a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most nights I attempt to Moonwalk out of my socks on the carpet and high kick them into the laundry. Crotch grabbing and Fedora throwing is optional.

I wish I was kidding about the previous statement.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Are you ridiculously confident in who you are and what you want? I love meeting people who've "got their shit together" in at least one realm. No one is perfect, thankfully. How boring that would be?
Are you are just plain ridiculous? That will do nicely as well.

If you want to message me go right ahead. I will respond to any message. However, I may not have much to say if your message consists mostly of grammatical errors, mentions god in the 6 things you couldn't live without, or your pictures are shrouded in mystery.

I must warn you that I will challenge all your beliefs in everything. So if you cling strongly to a dogma of any kind, know why you do because I will ask.

You should also message me if you actually read this whole stream of mental diarrhea. Congratulations, you have earned yourself an Otter Pop.