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37 • M • Tarzana, CA
- Last Online
- Today – 4:56am
- White, Other
- 6′ 4″ (1.93m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
- Banking / Finance
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Strictly non-monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
I am a polymath; a modern day renaissance man, if you will. My primary passion is to teach people the truth about money, all the stuff they never taught us in school about personal finance and how to save a tax-free retirement. I have clients all over CA, NV and a few in WA. I will gladly sit down with anyone in any social or financial situation but I'm also branding myself as the financial coach to the LGBT, Kink and Polyamorous communities.
When I'm not talking money, I'm probably talking about sex. I love it, you love it, we all love it. Sex is fun, natural and even better with another person. And let's face it people, the money is in the dick and fart jokes. If I'm not talking about money or sex, I can be found building OR, more likely, breaking something. I am a full-fledged computer geek although not a gamer, hmmm. My background is theatre and I still freelance as a rigger and stagehand. The only acting I still do is the rare voice over. I'd love to produce a porno someday. I love to travel when I can and adore road trips. There is also the dabbling in Real Estate, Internet Marketing and Web Design. I'm an entrepreneur and working on several projects at once. I also read several books at once and listen to audiobooks or podcasts on those topics while driving.
I'm all about non sequiturs, stream of consciousness, bizarre trivia and total randomness. My mind is usually going a million miles a minute and my train of thought has been known to derail at the station. SQUIRREL!
Well, that barely scratches the surface of the icing on the cake sitting atop the iceberg, but I think you get the idea.
I'm told I'm also pretty good at making people laugh. "So I've got that goin' for me, which is nice." --Bill Murray, Caddy Shack
And I can seamlessly incorporate movie quotes into everyday conversation.
Anything written by Mark Twain, George Carlin, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Kiyosaki, Christopher Hitchens, Penn Jillette, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Albert Einstein, Isaac Asimov, Lawrence M. Kraus, Stephen Hawking, Carl Sagan, Michael Shermer, Napoleon Hill, David Hume, Jared Diamond, Niall Ferguson, Murray N. Rothbard, Richard Wiseman, Michael Masterson, Patrick Kelly, Robert Greene, Bertrand Russell, Clifford A. Pickover, Malcolm Gladwell.
Amelie--This is my litmus paper movie. If you didn't like it, you have no heart, plain and simple. You are a bad person and should just take your own life. The world is better off without you. Too strong? Maybe.
Raiders of the Lost Ark--I could seriously watch this movie over and over again.
The Big Lebowski
The Shawshank Redemption
V For Vendetta
The Blues Brothers
Real Genius--Mmmm, popcorn.
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Iron Giant--I cry every time.
Anything by Pixar
I am loving the new Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey with Neil deGrasse Tyson
...and way too many more to list here.
As for music, I was raised on classic rock and didn't discover KROQ until high school. I've been going to the Hollywood Bowl since I was a kid. I'll listen to almost every genre and usually let Pandora have her way with me. I've always loved soundtracks and scores but have lately been infatuated with Parov Stelar, Caravan Palace and E.S. Posthumus.
I'm on the delicious diet. I'll try almost anything and will usually love it. I eat mostly healthy foods somewhere between Paleo and Slow Carb but I have my indulgences. Garlic is good, sushi is swell and bacon is bad-ass (but enough already with the bacon meme obsession).
Ice Cream--Any flavor will do but Rocky Road and I have some history.
2. Ice cream
3. Critical thinking
4. A creative outlet
5. Gravity, Electromagnetism & Strong Nuclear Force (Weak Nuclear Force can suck it!)
6. Wishing for more wishes
I constantly wonder what people look like naked or having sex. (sometimes I wish I could turn this off)
I find it funny when men use a urinal wearing flip flops.
Why do you put cargo in a ship and shipment in a car?
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Speaking of which, why don't we have flying cars yet?
The many ways that religion poisons everything.
How awesome science is.
Why can't this profile be Choose Your Own Adventure?
If people who post all of their OKCupid profile pictures in group shots really are that stupid.
The perfect corn dog.
joining friends for dinner and Cards Against Humanity,
going on an adventure (aka, getting lost on purpose),
going to Disneyland just for dinner,
driving to Las Vegas for the weekend, or getting paid to drive people around as a Lyft driver.
I wish I was kidding.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 25–50
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
Are you are just plain ridiculous? That will do nicely as well.
You should also message me if you actually read this whole stream of mental diarrhea. Congratulations, you have earned yourself an Otter Pop.
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