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BigBadWuf

37 M Tarzana, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My best quality is, without a doubt, my immense modesty. I may very well be the most humble person you'll ever meet. In fact, my autobiography will be titled 10 Steps To Being Humble . . . And How I Did It In 5. Well that's what it would be called if I ever get around to writing it.

********************Disclaimer********************

I am an ethical nonmonogamist. Which means I am in an open relationship with my wife, ScarletFoxy. We're both polyamorous and you need to be aware of that. This will not change. No, I'm not trolling for casual hookups. No, I am not interested in helping you cheat on your partner. No, I'm not going to try to get you into a threesome, triad, or love tribe of some sort. (If you speak poly-parlance: I'm not unicorn-hunting.)

If you're not interested in dating someone who is poly, that's fine. Please just do me the courtesy of responding to my message with a no thank you. You won't hurt my feelings, I'm a big boy. If you're not interested in dating but think we'd be super awesome friends. That's great too. If you're just curious about polyamory, I'd be happy to field your questions as best I can.

If you are still reading this, you're either OK with this lifestyle or you're just entertained by my train wreck of a profile.

**********This marks the beginning of my profile**********

Actually, I don't take myself too seriously. I am almost always laughing and usually at myself. I do know how to be appropriate when the situation calls for it and still practice chivalry. However, most of my filters have eroded away and I may come off as blunt or brutally honest. I recommend only asking questions if you want the truth.

I love learning new things, talking to strangers and going places I've never been. I was born and raised in the San Fernando Valley. I lived in Las Vegas for 3 years working in some of the big theaters. I used to rig for Le Reve at the Wynn. I met my wife in Vegas and brought her back to LA. So I feel like I came back from Vegas a winner.

I am a complete optimist and can find the best in any situation. The phrase I've adopted is "I may not be able to control the world around me but I can control how I react to it." I am not unrealistic but I can't recall the last time I have truly been angry. It really seems pointless. I can also find something attractive in anyone but still don't understand why some make it so hard to find. My current goal is to take complete personal responsibility for my whole life. It's proven difficult to reprogram what society has trained me to believe all these years, but I'm getting much better.

I'm a big guy or so I'm told by people gathering in my shadow. I honestly forget how big I am until I hit my head on something or stand in front of a mirror next to average folk. I'm 6'4 and a fairly solid 250 lbs. So tall girls win extra points with me. Not that I would kick a shorter girl out of bed for eating cookies, but I do have a weakness for height.

I played almost every sport I could in school and now I work out for only 2 reasons: vanity and longevity. My knees and back are grateful. I do enjoy backpacking in the summers and snowboarding in the winters. I got SCUBA certified while I lived in the desert; go figure. I love to swim and enjoy hanging out by the water but avoid too much sun if I can help it. You'll never get me, skin cancer, never!

In fact, I was a jock in high school, a theatre geek in college, a computer geek professionally and now a finance geek. We're all geeks about something.

I am kinky and also on Fetlife (same username, BigBadWuf) but it does not define me. Kinky is not a prerequisite to hang out with me but often a topic of conversation. Some of my best friends are vanilla.

I also have an unnatural love for Disneyland. Going with me is like having your own tour guide. Are you an annual passport holder?

I am a vocal atheist and active in the skeptical movement. I consider faith to be a 4 letter word. I require evidence before I hop on any bandwagons.

I am a chivalrous feminist. No, that is not an oxymoron.

Well, that's a good start. You can ask me questions to fill in the rest.
What I’m doing with my life
I have many passions so I'll try not to spill any on your shoe. If you haven't figured it out already, I'm loud, crass, perverted and brutally honest. I'm not apologizing for who I am and, if given enough time, I will likely offend someone. OK, so back to the topic at hand, what I'm doing with my life.

I am a polymath; a modern day renaissance man, if you will. My primary passion is to teach people the truth about money, all the stuff they never taught us in school about personal finance and how to save a tax-free retirement. I have clients all over CA, NV and a few in WA. I will gladly sit down with anyone in any social or financial situation but I'm also branding myself as the financial coach to the LGBT, Kink and Polyamorous communities.

When I'm not talking money, I'm probably talking about sex. I love it, you love it, we all love it. Sex is fun, natural and even better with another person. And let's face it people, the money is in the dick and fart jokes. If I'm not talking about money or sex, I can be found building OR, more likely, breaking something. I am a full-fledged computer geek although not a gamer, hmmm. My background is theatre and I still freelance as a rigger and stagehand. The only acting I still do is the rare voice over. I'd love to produce a porno someday. I love to travel when I can and adore road trips. There is also the dabbling in Real Estate, Internet Marketing and Web Design. I'm an entrepreneur and working on several projects at once. I also read several books at once and listen to audiobooks or podcasts on those topics while driving.

I'm all about non sequiturs, stream of consciousness, bizarre trivia and total randomness. My mind is usually going a million miles a minute and my train of thought has been known to derail at the station. SQUIRREL!

Well, that barely scratches the surface of the icing on the cake sitting atop the iceberg, but I think you get the idea.
I’m really good at
Building or fixing practically anything. I am pretty handy and usually become the "go-to guy" once people find out that I can fix their computer, home, website, furniture, finances, relationship or just help them move.

I'm told I'm also pretty good at making people laugh. "So I've got that goin' for me, which is nice." --Bill Murray, Caddy Shack

And I can seamlessly incorporate movie quotes into everyday conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, my voice or my ass; depending on whether I'm standing, talking or walking away. I'm tall, have a deep but calming voice, and a serious case of bubble butt. Consider yourself warned.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
FYI, this list is a work in progress as there are too many to mention. So here it goes in no particular order.

Anything written by Mark Twain, George Carlin, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Kiyosaki, Christopher Hitchens, Penn Jillette, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Albert Einstein, Isaac Asimov, Lawrence M. Kraus, Stephen Hawking, Carl Sagan, Michael Shermer, Napoleon Hill, David Hume, Jared Diamond, Niall Ferguson, Murray N. Rothbard, Richard Wiseman, Michael Masterson, Patrick Kelly, Robert Greene, Bertrand Russell, Clifford A. Pickover, Malcolm Gladwell.

Amelie--This is my litmus paper movie. If you didn't like it, you have no heart, plain and simple. You are a bad person and should just take your own life. The world is better off without you. Too strong? Maybe.
Raiders of the Lost Ark--I could seriously watch this movie over and over again.
Inception
Boogie Nights
The Big Lebowski
Swingers
The Shawshank Redemption
The 'Burbs
Ghostbusters
Fight Club
Clue
Cloud Atlas
V For Vendetta
The Blues Brothers
Love Actually
Real Genius--Mmmm, popcorn.
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Iron Giant--I cry every time.
Anything by Pixar
...and way too many more to list here.

As for music, I was raised on classic rock and didn't discover KROQ until high school. I've been going to the Hollywood Bowl since I was a kid. I'll listen to almost every genre and usually let Pandora have her way with me. I've always loved soundtracks and scores but have lately been infatuated with Parov Stelar, Caravan Palace and E.S. Posthumus.

I'm on the delicious diet. I'll try almost anything and will usually love it. I eat mostly healthy foods somewhere between Paleo and Slow Carb but I have my indulgences. Garlic is good, sushi is swell and bacon is bad-ass (but enough already with the bacon meme obsession).
Ice Cream--Any flavor will do but Rocky Road and I have some history.
The six things I could never do without
1. Disneyland
2. Ice cream
3. Critical thinking
4. A creative outlet
5. Gravity, Electromagnetism & Strong Nuclear Force (Weak Nuclear Force can suck it!)
6. Wishing for more wishes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Werewolves, porn and my next trip to Disneyland. (Not always in that order)

I constantly wonder what people look like naked or having sex. (sometimes I wish I could turn this off)

I find it funny when men use a urinal wearing flip flops.

Why do you put cargo in a ship and shipment in a car?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Time travel.

Speaking of which, why don't we have flying cars yet?

The many ways that religion poisons everything.

How awesome science is.

Why can't this profile be Choose Your Own Adventure?

The perfect corn dog.

Boobies.
On a typical Friday night I am
My calendar looks like a bad game of Tetris and Fridays do not hold any special significance but I can often be found meeting with a client,
joining friends for dinner and Cards Against Humanity,
going on an adventure (aka, getting lost on purpose),
going to Disneyland just for dinner,
driving to Las Vegas for the weekend, or getting paid to drive people around as a Lyft Driver.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Most nights I attempt to Moonwalk out of my socks on the carpet and high kick them into the laundry. Crotch grabbing and Fedora throwing is optional.

I wish I was kidding.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Are you ridiculously confident in who you are and what you want? I love meeting people who've "got their shit together" in at least one realm. No one is perfect, thankfully. How boring that would be?
...OR...
Are you are just plain ridiculous? That will do nicely as well.

You should also message me if you actually read this whole stream of mental diarrhea. Congratulations, you have earned yourself an Otter Pop.