I have many passions so I'll try not to spill any on your shoe. If
you haven't figured it out already, I'm loud, crass, perverted and
brutally honest. I'm not apologizing for who I am and, if given
enough time, I will likely offend someone. OK, so back to the topic
at hand, what I'm doing with my life.
I am a polymath
a modern day renaissance man. I'm a passionate entrepreneur
building a business of my own and helped others with their own. I
love watching a clever and elegant solution to a problem find its
way to market. I am constantly reading about the topic and others
like economics, business, investing and wealth management. I can
geek out about this stuff.
When I'm not talking 'bidness', I'm probably talking about sex. I
love it, you love it, we all love it. Sex is fun, natural and even
better with another person. And let's face it people, the money is
in the dick and fart jokes. If I'm not talking about money or sex,
I can be found tinkering, hacking or inventing something. I am a
full-fledged computer geek although not a gamer. My background is
and I still freelance as a rigger and stagehand. The only acting I
still do is voice
. I'd love to produce a porno someday just to say
that I did.
I love to travel when I can and adore road
trips. There is also the dabbling in Real Estate
, Internet Marketing
usually working on several projects at once.
I'm all about non sequiturs, stream of consciousness, bizarre
trivia and total randomness. My mind is usually going a million
miles a minute and my train of thought has been known to derail at
the station. SQUIRREL!
Well, that barely scratches the surface of the icing on the cake
sitting atop the iceberg, but I think you get the idea.