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"Hi, I'm Beazle, but you can call me (Insert Name Here)!" Yeah, that's my real name, with an "O" instead of an "A" or "E". And there is certainly no "D" in there, so don't you dare pronounce it that way!
"So, about myself... Umm... One moment, please... *mumbles softly* I know I had this written down somewhere... Ah! Here it is! *Clears throat* Ehemm! Now, where were we...? Oh, right, about myself... "I am myself." ... Well, that's very straight to the point... And, technically not incorrect"
"... Okay, so after some thought, that sounds complete rubbish... So, here is what's really about me."
(Kind + Intelligent + Compassionate + Creative + Artistic + Musical + Singer Clever + Philosophical) Comedic Awesomeness and Down Right Sexy^2 = Me
"Yes! That's more like it! By Jove, he's got it! That's the formula for myself, indeed. Now, let's continue to the next section, yes? What was it again? Hmmm..."