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BigBeazle

22 M Vacherie, LA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Construction
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
"Welcome to this "thing" they call a profile! Although, you could almost call it a narrative of myself. It's quite unorthodox, and very lengthy, really. Never the less, this is my "thing," therefore, I will proceed to do my "thing." So, let's get this "thing" started, shall we?"

(Disclaimer: if this profile is uninteresting to you, bores you, or just downright insults you, then, please, by all means, leave this page at once! As a wise woman once said, "Not one person is in the possession of the time needed... 'Fo 'Dat..."

"Hi, I'm Beazle, but you can call me (Insert Name Here)!" Yeah, that's my real name, with an "O" instead of an "A" or "E". And there is certainly no "D" in there, so don't you dare pronounce it that way!

"So, about myself... Umm... One moment, please... *mumbles softly* I know I had this written down somewhere... Ah! Here it is! *Clears throat* Ehemm! Now, where were we...? Oh, right, about myself... "I am myself." ... Well, that's very straight to the point... And, technically not incorrect"

"... Okay, so after some thought, that sounds complete rubbish... So, here is what's really about me."

(Kind + Intelligent + Compassionate + Creative + Artistic + Musical + Singer Clever + Philosophical) Comedic Awesomeness and Down Right Sexy^2 = Me

"Yes! That's more like it! By Jove, he's got it! That's the formula for myself, indeed. Now, let's continue to the next section, yes? What was it again? Hmmm..."
What I’m doing with my life
"Ah, yes, a good question, really. I mean, what are we ALL doing with our lives, right? Such a philosophical question.
I, for one, after graduating from high school, went off to what is "technically" called a college."

"A "technical college", if you will. Wherein I studied the wondrous art of Welding. Melting pieces of metal together using high amperages and voltages, quite exhilarating, I tell you! I graduated from there and moved on to where I'm working now."

"Insulations Incorporated! Not putting my welding skills to good use here. But, it will give me the required experience I need to get the welding job I seek. And, in the meantime, acquire lots money! It's a win-win for both of me."

"And now, that moment you've been waiting for! The next section, what could it be...?"
I’m really good at
"Oh, what am I really good at," you ask?

"Well, to answer this question, we must first ask ourselves, "What does it mean to be really good at something?" Can we be "figuratively good," but not "actually good," at something? Or are we discussing an amount of goodness? How much "good" could we possibly be at something? Is there a limit? Where does the "good" stop and the "great" begins?"

"I'm rambling, aren't I? Ehemm... Allow me to pause for a moment and reflect on this question."

*cue smooth jazz, a waterfall, a zen garden, mountains, and meditation*

"Okay, after about 3 weeks of soul searching, learning my strengths and weakness, I've come up with an answer to this really abstract question."

Things I am really good at:
Questioning things.
Hypothesizing.
Giving complex answers (That contain mostly no answer at all.)
Typing.
Grammar.
Entertaining! (At least I hope so, a lot of work has gone into this, you know...)

"But, of course, you would like a true answer, correct? Give you more insight to who I am? Sure! I can do that!"

Things I am REALLY, really good at:
Gaming. (Video, Board, and the general spectrum of Games)
Playing acoustic guitar.
Singing.
Singing while playing acoustic guitar.
Drawing.
Writing.
Comedy.

"On to the next section!
I'll race you!
Ready, set, GO!"
The first things people usually notice about me
"Oh, ballocks! You beat me here... Well, I guess you should get some sort of reward, right...? Hmm... How about a completely honest, truthful and straight-to-the-point answer to this question?

"What are the first things people notice about me, you ponder?"

"Well, that I am a human being, of course.
I am of the Caucasian variety, as well.
They would probably also notice that I am a man, or, at least, I would hope they notice... "

"... Er... Not that I'm senselessly waving my manhood in front of people... Hmm... Well, this has turned in the wrong direction. Please, accept my sincerest apologies, and disregard that last bit."

"They would actually, probably, most likely notice that I am genuinely a nice person, courteous, kind, a gentleman and a scholar. I'm fun to be around, and I like to have fun. What would be the point of life if we couldn't enjoy it? Pointless... That's what."

"On to the next question! This time, I will take my time getting there, enjoy the scenery, stop and smell the roses and such."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Well, Fancy meeting you here! I thought, that by now, you would be looking at another "profile thing."

"Oh, right, what are my favorites? Well, I didn't prepare for this, really. Thought you'd be long gone by now, to be honest. Well, I'll just have to say what come to mind then, ready? Here we go... "
*inhales deeply*

Movies:
Genres: Comedy, Psychological Thrillers, Superhero Movies
Films: Iron Man, Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back, Pirates of The Carribean, How To Train Your Dragon, Eternal Happiness of the Spotless Mind, Number 23, Kick-Ass
(There's more, it's just hard to choose/remember them)

Music:
Genres: Rock, Acoustic, Metal, Country, some Rap
Bands: Staind, Five Finger Death Punch, Coheed and Cambria, Seether, Shinedown, AC/DC, Tool, System of a Down, Boyce Avenue, Zac Brown Band, Brad Paisley, Garth Brooks, Alan Jackson, Childish Gambino, MC Chris, The Lonely Island
(I mostly listen to rock and metal, the country and rap depend on my mood.)

TV: Community, Supernatural, Breaking Bad, Being Human, Game of Thrones, Dexter, Big Bang Theory, Rick and Morty, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Adventure Time, Dirty Jobs, MythBusters

YouTube:
IGN, InsideGaming, Rev3Games, Polaris, Yogscast, Markiplier, Cartoon Hangover (Bravest Warriors) EpicMealTime, Epic Rap Battles Of History, TeamFourStar
(I spend more time on YouTube than watching TV... I'd like to start my own channel... One day...)

Anime/Manga: (It's an art form!)
Bleach, HunterxHunter, Naruto, Fairy Tail, Sword Art Online, Hellsing, Death Note, Trigun, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Code Geass, Deadman Wonderland, Gurren Lagann, Darker Than Black

Video Games:
Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, Borderlands, Devil May Cry, Legend of Zelda, Diablo, Final Fantasy, Portal, Persona, "Tales of" Series, Tekken, Soul Calibur

Food:
Cajun, Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Japanese (I adore spicy food... and sushi is "the bomb" as they say.)
*exhales violently*

"Well, there you have it Ladies and "Lentlemen." My favorites, just a few of them, not much, really. I was totally unprepared for that section. Let's try to do better with the next!"
The six things I could never do without
"Really...? The six things I could never do without...? That's not a very good topic. Sure, I could list the things that I use in my days to day life, such as a phone, a vehicle, a television, a source of entertainment, family and friends. Or, I could go the cliche' route. Oxygen, Hydrogen, Carbon, Nutrients, Blood, Vital Organs."

"Let's just say that I can't do without doing. That seems fair enough."

"Now, on to the next section. Tally-ho!"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"So, what do I spend a lot of time thinking about?" You couldn't possibly comprehend my answer to this question. There are so many thoughts that run through my head. Why, I can't even begin to explain them to you. Although, I could try. But, I won't."

"Okay... Fine... If you are that curious, and simply must know what possibly goes through the head of "this guy", then I'll pick some of them out for you to sample."

"Who are you?"
"Who am I?
"What is the meaning of life?
"What happens after I die?
"When will the world, as we know it, end?
"How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck?"
"Knock, knock, who's there?
"What's the deal with airline food?"
"Where's Waldo?"
"How could I make my profile enjoyable to read?
"Are you enjoying reading my profile?"
"Why does the voice in my head sound like a British narrator?"
"I'm not British... Or am I?"

"These are just a few, but there's plenty more where that came from. Next section, please."
On a typical Friday night I am
"What do I do on a typical Friday night? Well, the same thing I do every night."
"TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD"

"Or, I relax with my friends after a long, arduous day at work. Maybe play a few video games. Watch Netflix. Have a few drinks. You know, the usual activities a normal teenage girl would do."

"And finally..."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"Ah, yes! The most private thing I'm willing to admit... Hmmm... Everybody loves secrets, don't they? I could tell you about this one time, when I... No... I better not... Ummm... Ah ha! I have this thing where I.... Well, no... I probably shouldn't share that either... Well, let me think for a second..."

*Cue Jeopardy Music*

"I've got it! It's the perfect, private thing to admit! Are you ready for this? It may or may not blow your mind! It could even possibly change your outlook on life! Who knows? It may even ravish you, making me irresistible, you'll be left wanting more!"

"Okay, here we go!"

"The most private thing I am willing to admit is that I (Character Limit Reached)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
"You should message me if you would like to, really. If I've tickled your fancy, if I brought new meaning to your life, if I caused overwhelming passion to rise from your heart like the phoenix from the ashes of love, or if you just generally enjoyed your time here, visiting my profile. Any reason will do, actually."

"I hope you've had a wonderful time reading my profile as much as I've had writing it. I thought to myself, "Self, why not try something different than all the rest, let's do it for Science!" And, this is the outcome."

"I would also like to congratulate you on making it all the way to the end! That is a feat in and of itself!"

"I hope to hear from you!
... Until next time!"

~Fin~

(On another note, just so you don't think I am insane or anything... This was all just fun to write, I'm not mentally insane, have an ego larger than Kanye's, talk down to people or anything, so you can actually talk to me and have a normal conversation, if you want to, that is... Thanks for stopping by!)