Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Most people who get to know me say: "you're the coolest
motherfucker I've ever met, you're a badass, wow you're really
sweet, I have fun with you, you're funny, you're so crazy, you're
unbelievable, you know a lotta shit, you're fucking intense, I wish
I could dance like you, you're fucking awesome, you're a good
kisser, you're fucking huge, don't you ever get tired? you're a
fucking stud, I had no idea sex could be that amazing, I love how
cuddly you are, that was the best date I ever had, no, seriously, I
had an awesome time, I love you."
I'm terrible at describing myself, so let's just stick with these
quotes from friends, lovers, strangers and small children.
Seriously, these are direct quotes. Seriously.
Sadly I'm terrible at openings/first impressions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving, laughing, dancing, playing...
and of course trying to take over.., I mean, save the world!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thoughtful caretaking, empathy, cooking, lifting heavy stuff,
cleaning, organizing, massage, cuddling, playing, dancing, writing,
athletics, math, driving, light car repair, lovemaking, staying
youthful. Health, nutrition and fitness. Spelling/Scrabble. Being
sarcastic (I'm from Boston).
Suffice it to say that thanks to my father's wise teachings I
espouse a "do it right or don't do it at all" ethic, so the stuff I
do I pretty much do very well to exceptionally well. If I don't
know how to do stuff, I'll tell you right away, then help you
figure out how to get it done. I'm a master improviser. I can
almost always accomplish any task with whatever is on hand.
I'm essentially a Renaissance man who skipped some of the crafts
training to pursue athletic endeavors.
My swordsmanship is somewhat above average however ;-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My muscles, a-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So You Think You Can Dance
Everything but twangy country/ranchero
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's wrong with our world and how to effect the greatest positive
impact on the largest percentage of the population.
Other people's psychological problems.
Finding an available volleyball or tennis court or ping pong table
and people to play with.
When and where the next awesome EDM party is.
WTF is everybody so afraid of?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should roll with me sometime, seriously. You will NOT regret
FYI, to reiterate, the only drug I do is a little Sativa sometimes
socially. I don't even require that. I often party with the
"rolling" crowd because they keep my natural hours and energy
level, but because I'm clean and serene my superpowers remain
intact and everybody always gets home safely. But I do not judge or
begrudge the weaker among you who require chemical enhancements. If
I did I wouldn't have anybody to party with!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I live in my spacious, luxurious, vintage RV.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet a really cool guy and
you're truly open to possibilities.
You understand that while everything in my profile is true and
accurate, I am not my profile. I am a complex, multifaceted human
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