Most people who get to know me say: "you're the coolest motherfucker I've ever met, you're one badass motherfucker, you're so bad, you're fun, you're crazy, you know a lot of shit, you're fucking intense, I wish I could dance like you, there's no fucking way you're that old! what a fucking stud, you're fucking awesome, I wanna fuck you, Jesus Christ you're big, holy fuck you're good in bed, don't you ever get tired? you're unbelievable, I love you."
I'm terrible at describing myself, so let's just stick with these quotes from friends, strangers and small children. Seriously, these are direct quotes.

Playing, laughing, dancing, loving...
oh yeah, and trying to save the world of course!
Duh, what's the point if you're not trying to better humanity? You might as well just do us all a favor and kill yourself if that's not on your bucket list, right?

Thoughtful caretaking, cooking, lifting heavy stuff, cleaning, organizing, cunnilingus, massage, cuddling, playing, dancing, writing, athletics, math, driving, light car repair, lovemaking, staying youthful.
Suffice it to say that I espouse a "do it right or don't do it at all" ethic, so the stuff I do I generally do very well to exceptionally well. If I don't know how to do stuff, I'll tell you right away, then help you figure out how to get it done. I'm a master improviser. I can almost always accomplish any task with whatever is on hand.
I'm essentially a Renaissance man who skipped some of the crafts training to pursue athletic endeavors.
My swordsmanship is somewhat above average however ;-)

My muscles, a-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!

Unabridged Dictionaries
Braveheart
So You Think You Can Dance
Everything but Country
Dark Chocolate

Peaches
Music
Dark Chocolate
Backpack (which pretty much contains everything you'd ever need including a full day's water for two)
Bike
TV (yeah, I admit it)

What's wrong with our world and how to effect the greatest positive impact on the largest percentage of the population.
Alternative energy.
Other people's psychological problems.
Finding an available volleyball court or ping pong table and people to play with.
When and where the next awesome budget EDM party is.

Recovering from Wednesday and Thursday night volleyball and dancing in preparation for Saturday night dancing.

Despite my totally legit badass/tough guy persona I'm very sensitive and wear my heart on my sleeve.

You want to meet a cool guy.
You wanna get sweaty.
You need a good laugh.
You're a night owl.
Your profile contains at least one full length body shot.
You're a real person who actually wants to meet, and has time to schedule that within a week or two. Seriously, wtf, I think I've met 3 real people here in the entire time I've been a member.