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45 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 22
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Judaism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Most people who get to know me say: "you're a cool motherfucker, you're badass, you're really sweet, you're fun, you're funny, you're crazy, you know a lotta shit, you're fucking intense, I wish I could dance like you, you're a fucking stud, you're fucking awesome, you're a great kisser, you're fucking huge, don't you ever get tired? how are you still hard? you're unbelievable, thank you for showing me how amazing sex can be, I love how cuddly you are, that was the best date I ever had, no, seriously, I had an awesome time, I love you."
I'm terrible at describing myself, so let's just stick with these quotes from friends, lovers, strangers and small children. Seriously, these are direct quotes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving, laughing, dancing, playing...
and of course trying to take over.., I mean, save the world!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thoughtful caretaking, empathy, cooking, lifting heavy stuff, cleaning, organizing, massage, cuddling, playing, dancing, writing, athletics, math, driving, light car repair, lovemaking, staying youthful. Staying on my paleo diet. Being sarcastic (I'm from Boston).
Suffice it to say that thanks to my father's wise teachings I espouse a "do it right or don't do it at all" ethic, so the stuff I do I pretty much do very well to exceptionally well. If I don't know how to do stuff, I'll tell you right away, then help you figure out how to get it done. I'm a master improviser. I can almost always accomplish any task with whatever is on hand.
I'm essentially a Renaissance man who skipped some of the crafts training to pursue athletic endeavors.
My swordsmanship is somewhat above average however ;-)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My muscles, a-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Unabridged Dictionaries
So You Think You Can Dance
Everything but twangy country/ranchero
Dark Chocolate
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dark Chocolate
Backpack (which usually contains everything you'd ever need including a full day's water for two)
TV (well, I could do without it, but I like the company)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's wrong with our world and how to effect the greatest positive impact on the largest percentage of the population.
Alternative energy.
Other people's psychological problems.
Finding an available volleyball court or ping pong table and people to play with.
When and where the next awesome budget EDM party is.
WTF is everybody so afraid of?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

You should roll with me sometime. You will NOT regret it.
FYI, to reiterate, the only drug I do is a little Sativa sometimes socially. I don't even require that. I often party with the "rolling" crowd because they keep my natural hours and energy level, but because I'm clean and serene my superpowers remain intact and everybody always gets home safely. But I do not judge or begrudge the weaker among you who require chemical enhancements. If I did I wouldn't have anybody to party with!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I live in my RV.
You should message me if
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You want to meet a really cool guy and
you're truly open to possibilities.
You understand that while everything in my profile is true and accurate, I am not my profile. I am a complex, multifaceted human being.