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BigEdieBeale

26 / F / straight / Married

North Olmsted, Ohio

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 1" (1.54m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends
Smokes
—
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism but not too serious about it
Sign
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Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Kids
—
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Norwegian (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly)

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I am crazy, old, and married.

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My Self-Summary

I am a nutty grad student. I married my BFF and am trying not to be fat and lazy. Wanna go running?
Now in French
Je suis vachement drole et folle. Mais Qu'est- ce que c'est que cette dissertation de merde demandee par okcupid? je n'ai plus a dire.

What I’m doing with my life

I foolishly thought going back to school would fulfill all my dreams. Oh, dream-crushing graduate school, I wish I could quit you.

I love my fambly and my garden.

I like yoga and video games and nice weather and intellectual stimulation.

Likely, I am ruining my life at every possible chance but I'm having damn loads of fun on the road to hell.

I’m really good at

Baking, yoga, using big words, parking, napping, cooking, cleaning, reading. Pretty much useless life skills. I am exceptional at writing, grammar, and vocabulary. I cannot, however, spell. At all. It is a bit embarrassing, but I've accepted it.

I am a terrible singer. And I don't listen very well.

The first things people usually notice about me

I am small. But do not underestimate me.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Oh. I am completely promiscuous and indiscriminate in my love for books. If it is a book I probably love it.

Grey gardens and Breakfast at Tiffany's are my favorite movies.

I reeeeally love food. Not just any food, good food. And good wine to go with it. And good conversation.

The six things I could never do without

Orlando
Truman
Kuxa
Moose
Chocolate soymilk
Coffee

I spend a lot of time thinking about

My eventual overthrow during a violent coup.

On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out with my BFF at the movies, at home cleaning, at temple, or at the wino bar.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I don't actually know what a ponzi scheme is.

You should message me if

You haven't misunderstood the point of me being on OkCupid. I am not looking for sex (incl. discreet sex), creeps, or fucktards.

I am looking for friends, though. I live pretty far from schol and most of my local friends have moved away. People who like to go to do yoga, go running/walking/hiking/dogwalking/biking, go to the theater, museums, or other art/culture events would be greeted with only a moderate amount of skepticism.

I signed up so I could take beat my friend sharkonwhiskey on the slut quiz.

UPDATE: I didn't beat her in the slut quiz. If you're into sluts check out sharkonwhiskey!

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