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BigEyedBird

30 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on law school
Job
Law
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking for an intelligent, pretty woman with a sense of humor, a kind heart, and an ability to put me in my place when I get out of line. I tend to get out line.

I prefer women with an independent streak who are thoughtful, creative and mildly crazy.

Hipsters be damned!

Though a Philly boy, I lived in Los Angeles for six years until late 2012. I currently am a student at Temple Law. I'm training to be a professional prick.

Also, I love football and baseball (but I won't make you watch sports with me).

Here are some of my pros:
I'm...
Honest
Loyal
Ethical
Tall
Thin
Smart
Charismatic
Funny
Passionate
Interesting
Not hairy
Latently romantic
Persistent
Forgiving

Here's a list of some of my flaws:

Some might say I am...
Testy
Impatient
Fidgety
Anxious
Too masculine
Not masculine enough
Too fond of whiskey
Annoying
Tall
Thin
Not hairy
Cursed with attention deficit disorder
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Focusing on law school, writing, playing in the occasional band (I won't make you listen), working for the feds, walking...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math, guitar, crossword puzzles, cartoons, and Scrabble.

Offering expertise in modesty and humility.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People usually peg me for 25-28. So for those of you who are wondering, the key to keeping a youthful appearance is to drink and smoke as much you can throughout your 20s. It worked for me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books I've read recently include: "The Nine" by Jeffrey Toobin, "Destiny of the Republic" by Candice Millard, "Middlesex" by Jeffrey Eugenides, "American Tabloid" by James Ellroy, "Things Fall Apart" by Chinua Achebe, "Goddamn, Daisy" by Jack De Piero, and "Tobacco Road" by Erskine Caldwell, and "Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymus Bosch." Currently, I'm working on law review articles.

Some non-fiction books I've recently enjoyed include "Lies My Teacher Told Me," "The Blind Watchmaker," "Nixonland," "Eat the Rich," and "Game Change."

Music (rock/pop): The Beatles, Dylan, The Band, 60s soul, Sam Cooke, Curtis Mayfield, Joni Mitchell, Paul Simon, 50s doo-wop, 90s grunge, 90s Weezer, Taj Mahal, Who Gives a Shit?

Music (other): Debussy, John Coltrane, Gershwin, early blues, Chopin, Liszt, Miles Davis, blah-bibbidy-blah-blah-blah.

The following are what I think are the best albums of some of my favorite artists:

The Beatles - The Beatles (The White Album)
Bob Dylan - Highway 61 (Revisited)
Simon and Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Water
Leonard Cohen - Songs of Leonard Cohen
Miles Davis - In a Silent Way
Radiohead - Kid A
Wilco - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Nirvana - In Utero
Weezer - Pinkerton
The Clash - London Calling
The Rolling Stones - Exile On Main Street
David Bowie - Low
The Band - The Band
John Coltrane - A Love Supreme
Presley - From Elvis in Memphis
Bruce - Darkness on the Edge of Town
(More to come...)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. things
2. I
3. could
4. never
5. do
6. without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out!

In regards to this site:

Really, you reply very selectively?

Why so many people on here demand excellent grammar skills from their potential partners. I appreciate good grammar as much as the next Cupider, but I can think of more remarkable demands of a would-be-wooer than the proper use of a semicolon.

Why so many women include pictures of themselves in foreign countries or hiking. C'mon now, who told you men like such photos?

(To clarify, I don't actually spend a lot of time thinking about these.)

On his latest album, Paul Simon asks, "If you shop for love in a bargain store and you don't get what you bargain for, can you get your money back?" That line reminds me of this Web site. It's a question for the angels, I suppose.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Banging on a trash can, drumming on a street light, strumming on my banjo...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm addicted to love. And by "love," I mean "Adderall." Just kidding, of course.

I smoke an electronic cigarette.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to catch a play, go to a museum, take a walk through the city, get rowdy, or vandalize municipal buildings.

If you're brilliant.

If you want to have an interesting conversation, you're not too cool for school, you have a sense of humor, you are creative, you can be silly and relish the absurd. Also, if you'd like a cool, always entertaining friend.

Bonus points if:
You are street smart
You think me cute

Also, if you'd like to have a letter correspondence via the USPS. An Abigail/John Adams letter exchange would be great.

Also, if you want to swap prescription drugs.

Don't message me if your answer to the following question:

"What is next in this series? 1, 4, 10, 19, 31..."

is "Don't know / don't care / dislike this q."

C'mon. It's not that difficult.

Also, I have no idea how anyone could get the following question wrong: "STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to..."