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BigFrankieC

38 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Surly fat guy. Working on the fat*, holding onto the surliness**.

…and yes, I used the worst photo of me that I could find.

*Down 120 pounds in the past 12 months.
**Still every bit as surly as always.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently in the midst of a complicated shame mitigation plan.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hitting nouns. Emitting loud noises from the bottom-most hole in my face. Unintentionally offending people because I express my opinions, and stand up for my values.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Height. Mass. Intimidating demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Faerie Tale by Raymond E. Feist
Movie: The Abyss [Extended Edition]
TV Show: The Shield
Music: Band: Megadeth
Music: Album: Antichrist Superstar by Marilyn Manson
Music: Song: You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC
Food: Pizza with bacon, grilled chicken, sliced tomatoes, pineapple, and green olives
Beverage: Coconut rum, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, and lime juice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen.
Hydrogen.
Carbon.
Sodium.
Chlorine.
Calcium.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff.

Yes, the mid-terms are hard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taller than you.*

*There are exceptions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a grown man that owns stuffed animals.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to be both bored and irritated simultaneously.