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BigFrankieC

38 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Surly fat guy. Working on the fat*, holding onto the surliness**.

…and yes, I used the worst photo of me that I could find.

*Down 120 pounds in the past 12 months.
**Still every bit as surly as always.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently in the midst of a complicated shame mitigation plan.
I’m really good at
Hitting nouns. Emitting loud noises from the bottom-most hole in my face. Unintentionally offending people because I express my opinions, and stand up for my values.
The first things people usually notice about me
Height. Mass. Intimidating demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Faerie Tale by Raymond E. Feist
Movie: The Abyss [Extended Edition]
TV Show: The Shield
Music: Band: Megadeth
Music: Album: Antichrist Superstar by Marilyn Manson
Music: Song: You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC
Food: Pizza with bacon, grilled chicken, sliced tomatoes, pineapple, and green olives
Beverage: Coconut rum, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, and lime juice
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen.
Hydrogen.
Carbon.
Sodium.
Chlorine.
Calcium.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff.

Yes, the mid-terms are hard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Taller than you.*

*There are exceptions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a grown man that owns stuffed animals.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to be both bored and irritated simultaneously.