Seems like everyone's first sentence is them trying to justify why they are on this site. I don't get that. You're here because it's 2014, and this is how you meet people now!
I was a pro wrestler for 3 years, which explains the pictures of me in tights. Now I wear them to church on Sunday mornings.
I'm a Libertarian and an Atheist. Which means I can piss off everybody!
I still own EVERY single book in the Animorphs series. Keeping my fingers crossed for a movie soon!
I watch too much news and read too many books.
I'm a grammar stickler.
I've been to 49 states.
I'm funny to me!