It's been brought to my attention that while I thought my last profile was really funny, it kinda seemed whiny. If you read it and you're a lameass. The cost of having a dry sense of humor, I guess.
What is E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
I was a pro wrestler for 3 years, which explains the pictures of me in tights. Now I wear them to church on Sunday mornings. I would like to get back to wrestling in the next year.
I also spent some time DJing on my college radio station. That's interesting shit, right?
I'm a Libertarian and an Atheist. Which means I can piss off everybody!
I still own EVERY single book in the Animorphs series. Keeping my fingers crossed for a movie soon!
I watch too much news and read too many books.
I'm a grammar stickler.
I got my first (and so far, only) tattoo the day after Christmas.
I will hopefully show you music you've never heard before.
I've been to 49 states.
I'm funny to me!