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27 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 4
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Seems like everyone's first sentence is them trying to justify why they are on this site. I don't get that. You're here because it's 2013, and this is how you meet people now!

It's been brought to my attention that while I thought my last profile was really funny, it kinda seemed whiny. If you read it and you're a lameass. The cost of having a dry sense of humor, I guess.

What is E.T. short for?

Because he's got little legs.

I was a pro wrestler for 3 years, which explains the pictures of me in tights. Now I wear them to church on Sunday mornings. I would like to get back to wrestling in the next year.

I also spent some time DJing on my college radio station. That's interesting shit, right?

I'm a Libertarian and an Atheist. Which means I can piss off everybody!

I still own EVERY single book in the Animorphs series. Keeping my fingers crossed for a movie soon!

I watch too much news and read too many books.

I'm a grammar stickler.

I got my first (and so far, only) tattoo the day after Christmas.

I will hopefully show you music you've never heard before.

I've been to 49 states.

I'm funny to me!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working right now to save up enough money to accomplish my three short term goals:

1. Get back into wrestling
2. Coach kids hockey
3. Do some freelance writing

My long-term goal is to be named Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Super Smash Brothers
-Not being afraid to sing in public even though I suck at it
-Being funny to nobody else but myself
-Quoting The West Wing
-Getting by on my good looks (despite not looking that good)
-Pretending I know what I'm doing
-Being surly ("Surly" is a very underappreciated word)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like I have a nefarious plan. Which is only true 32% of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh boy....

Music: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Rolling Stones, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, The Decemberists, Johnny Cash, the Distillers, Spinnerette, The Clash, The Ramones

Shows: The West Wing, Californication, Community, Sports Night, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Chuck, Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld, Deadliest Warrior, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared

Movies: Grosse Pointe Blank, The Wrestler, High Fidelity, Charlie Wilson's War, The Social Network, Top Gun, The American President, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Kick-Ass, Slap Shot, Tremors, A Clockwork Orange, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizzou, The Royal Tennenbaums, A Mighty Wind, Transformers (1986 Animated), Almost Famous, Walk the Line, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Good Will Hunting, Away We Go, (500) Days of Summer, Young People Fucking

Books: Killing Lincoln, Declaration of Independents: How Libertarain Politics CAN FIX What's Wrong With America, God No!: Signs You May Already Be An Atheist, High Fidelity, God Hates Us All, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
These days I read mostly nonfiction. I'm always in the middle of at least one book, usually 3 or 4. Lots of autobiographies and lots of political books. People who don't read scare me.
Oh, and Calvin and Hobbes is always fantastic.
I also still own every book in the Animorphs series. Fuck yes.

I just finished all 3 books in the Hunger Games trilogy. Send me a message and we'll talk about 'em.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My leather jacket
2. My West Wing DVD sets
3. Bandanas & Belt buckles (Is it cheating to count those as one? Probably.)
4. Free Markets & Capitalism
5. My thick skin & sense of humor
6. A creative outlet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the places I wish someone would pay me to perform at. And how I can make that happen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, exercising, or watching TV at home. I used to be a partier, but that's pretty much behind me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a straight guy who's seen every episode of Sex & the City.

I like Spider-Man 3 and I will fight you if you don't.

There's not much I'm not willing to admit. I'm shameless.
You should message me if
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I'm bad luck, so you probably shouldn't unless you're brave.

Oh, and if you're a girl who wears glasses, you absolutely should. Glasses are amazing.

Or if you're a girl who gives good backrubs. A life of wrestling and hockey has turned my back and neck into shambles and I need them pretty often.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME if you say "could care less" instead of "couldn't care less". And don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".