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44 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Judaism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a man... M.A.N. As in, that really repetitive Muddy Waters song? As in, a gentleman but not a pushover? I'm a grown-up punk rocker and a sophisticated Jewish boy. I'm a comedian and real estate entrepreneur who happily resides on the East Side. Also, I have a lot of eyeglasses. Why? Cuz...

Cooking, I'm quite good at. Baking? That shit eludes me. I have kick-ass taste in furniture. I'll good-naturedly argue with you about restaurants and so-and-so's last album, but tend to eschew politics unless I know you... though, if you're a right-winger, I probably won't date you. I'm inked, but not too inked- a couple of arm tats. I have 2 moody cats and a super chill Boxer. So you best be down with animals, because I am.

I'm looking for someone I can talk to, laugh with, argue with, eat with, drink IPA and whiskey with, and eventually wake up with. I want to do awesome/silly/serious/tragic/happy/sad stuff with this person.
What I’m doing with my life
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Property-related stuff (yawn). Writing silly stuff about silly people (yay).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing stories and jokes, being delightful.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyes. And my poker face. I'm Steve McQueen, but only in my mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies/TV: '70s American cinema, French New Wave, tons of docs on Netflix, old horror/exploitation, dumb comedies, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Downton Abbey, Justified (!), Game of Thrones, Portlandia, Girls, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, 30 Rock, Louie. If you tell me TV sucks, then you is just ignorant.

Music? I'll briefly summarize: 60s- garage, funk, ska/reggae/dancehall, psychedelic. 70s- funk, Sabbath, Zep, Big Star, Raspberries, Keith Cross/Peter Ross (Bored Civilians), Jerusalem, old school punk 45s. 80s/90s/00s- British art/post-punk, indie rock.

You don't have to be into all the same stuff that I'm into. Maybe some, though?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Awesome food
Dark denim/boots (I have a lot of 'em)
Danish Modern furniture
You (?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How you're going to cook my steak. Heeeyoooo! Seriously, I'd like to travel more. The Italian Riviera is my next destination, then probably Southeast Asia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing comedy, with friends, seeing a band at the Echoplex, movies at the Vista, dining at a restaurant/taco truck/home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm right outside your window on a laptop. What's your wi-fi password?
You should message me if
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Your pics consist of you participating in actual human experiences, rather than lots of posed "look at me" headshots (calm the f down, L.A.). You're fairly chill, funny, happy (but not boring L.A. Pollyanna-on-helium happy), and have confidence and poise. Also, be available. I assume you want to date me, right? At least 59% of women do.