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GuidedByDonuts

48 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–41
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a man... M.A.N. As in, that really repetitive Muddy Waters song? As in, a gentleman but not a pushover? I'm a grown-up punk rocker and a sophisticated Jewish boy. I'm a writer and real estate entrepreneur who happily resides on the East Side. Also, I have a lot of eyeglasses. Why? Cuz...

Cooking, I'm quite good at. Baking? That shit eludes me. I have kick-ass taste in furniture. I'll good-naturedly argue with you about restaurants and so-and-so's last album, but tend to eschew politics unless I know you... though, if you're a right-winger, I probably won't date you. I'm inked, but not too inked- a couple of arm tats. I have 2 moody cats and a super chill Boxer. I will happily jump on a plane with you, but never out of one. And I'd rather go to a campy movie than go camping.

I'm looking for someone I can talk to, laugh with, argue with, eat with, drink IPA and whiskey with, and eventually wake up with. I want to do silly/serious/tragic/happy/sad stuff with this person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Property-related stuff (yawn). Writing silly stuff about silly people (yay).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing stories and jokes, being delightful.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes. And my poker face. I'm Steve McQueen, but only in my mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies/TV: '70s American cinema, French New Wave, Mel Brooks... shit, tons of stuff, ok? Netflix (of course!), old horror/exploitation, dumb comedies, Silicon Valley, Veep, Bojack Horseman, The Americans, True Detective, Game of Thrones. If you tell me TV sucks, then you is just ignorant.

Music? I've got a good record collection, but I'll briefly summarize: 60s- garage, funk, ska/reggae/dancehall, psychedelic. 70s- funk, Sabbath, Zep, Big Star, Raspberries, Keith Cross/Peter Ross (Bored Civilians), Jerusalem, old school punk 45s. 80s/90s/00s- British art/post-punk, indie rock. I regularly steal what the kids are listening to on Spotify.

You don't have to be into all the same stuff that I'm into. Maybe some stuff, though?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Awesome food
Dark denim/boots (I have a lot of 'em)
Danish Modern furniture
Movies
You (?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How you're going to cook my steak. Heeeyoooo! Seriously, I'd like to travel more. The Italian Riviera is my next destination, then probably Southeast Asia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends, seeing a band at the Echoplex, movies at the Vista, dining at a restaurant/taco truck/home, at a comedy show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm right outside your window on a laptop. What's your wi-fi password?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your pics consist of you participating in actual human experiences, rather than lots of posed "look at me" headshots (calm the f down, L.A.). You're fairly chill, funny, happy (but not boring L.A. Pollyanna-on-helium happy), and have confidence and poise. Also, be available. I assume you want to date me, right? At least 59% of women do.