Hello Ladies. To start off, my name is Ryan. I am a very large and boisterous person. I am laid back most of the time and have a wicked sense of humor. Anyone who cannot take a joke need not read further. Sorry, it’s who I am. That’s not to say that I am always joking around or screwing off. I just prefer to make light of most conversations or situations. Life is too short to be serious all the time. I like to go to bars/clubs and hang with friends. I can go anywhere and have fun as long as I am with people I get along with.
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I like to go to local concerts and I am a gamer. I try to see most of the rock/metal bands that come to the venues and the stadium. Most of the people I hang out with are gamers. It is something we all enjoy. Yes, we enjoy the games we play. No, they do not control our lives. We can put them down and spend time with other people.

I am looking for a woman to spend my time with. I like to treat my friends like royalty and I am looking for a woman to treat like a queen. All I ask for in return is to be respected for the man I am. Just one more thing, I have to explain. Ladies, I refuse to play “the game” and I will not create drama. I’m tired of both and I don’t want to be around either of them.

I am currently working for a company that provides hospitals with helpdesk support. I like my job, but due to the economy and corporate America, I am looking for another one. With what free time I have, I try to make it to the gym on a regular basis, I game with friends on the weekend, and I try to spend as much time as I have with friends and family. I am also working on a couple certifications and looking into going back to school soon.

I am really good at listening. The skill of listening is almost a dying art any more. I like to listen to friend’s conversations, sometimes even strangers’ conversations. Most of it is listening to friends and family vent though. You would be amazed at how much good you can do by just letting a friend get something off there chest. I am also good at the pen and paper games rather than the console games or computer games. I enjoy them more anyway, so I might as well stick with what I’m good at.

Well, aside from my stunningly good looks and amazing physique*, I would have to say my size. I’ve also been told I have very nice smile and amazing eyes. Her words, not mine. Apparently, my eyes also change color slightly when I get excited or angry. I can’t confirm this though, I usually don’t thing to look in a mirror to check when I’m excited or pissed off. Next, people probably notice my twisted, if not deranged, sense of humor.

*Sarcasm. :P

My favorite books are fantasy and scifi novels. I read many authors, but a few of my favorite are Jim Butcher, R.A.Salvatore, and Christopher Moore. I usually don't get to see many movies, but Boondock Saints, Lucky Number Sleven, and Last Samari are a few of my favorites. Office Space is a very good movie as well, though it touches a little too close to home some times. 300, Troy, and Gladiator were also great movies. And of course no one can be without The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Mel Brooks, The Muppets, and Monty Python. (These go to explain a bit of my sense of humor.) My favorite music can only be described as noisy shit, though I will listen to almost anything. I don't care much for rap or polka. And my favorite food is barbecue, hands down. I also like East Asian food as well.

Disregarding air, liquid refreshment, and sustenance to keep breathing and moving, the list would have to be: family, friends, books, computer, my job (I would go crazy (-er) if I had noting to do all day), and a comfortable vehicle. I prefer trucks, but I’m driving a Trailblazer right now because it was cheap.

I spend a lot of my time thinking about how messed up the inside of my head is... WOW! I also have a tendency to pervert any statement made or any thing someone does. Yeah, I am that bad, but I enjoy thinking, joking, and talking about sex and sexuality. It's one of my favorite topics. ;) If you want to know what else I'm thinking, just ask.

I am usually at home on the computer or hanging out with a friend or two. I try to get out of the house at lease once a week, I just don’t like to fight with the traffic of a Friday night to do it. Of course, I like to go out to clubs and bars. I at least try to be sociable every now and then.

…Too much to say in the space provided. Seriously, I don’t have that many secrets and I have very few reservations. If you want to know something, anything at all, just ask and I will tell. Just make sure you’re willing to listen to the answer I give before you ask the question. ;)

If you like what you see and you want to get to know me, just wink or ping me. I'm nice, I promise.