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BigMommasHaus

33 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 18, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
congratulations!

glasses.

citymouse, but i like to play in the dirt and sleep in the woods.
What I’m doing with my life
enjoying it! running around. throwing things at buildings.

i work in the stand-up comedy world, producing records and live shows and podcasts. when not engaged in any of those, i'll probably be at a hardcore/punk show, at a bar with friends, playing dodgeball, or at a bar with friends. i also like to read when i can.

traveling is my most favoritest pastime; i try to embark upon at least one cool trip out of the country each year. where will i go next? who knows! probably your mom's house.
I’m really good at
building and maintaining an ok cupid profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
people have said to me, "when i first met you i thought you were gay. but now i know that you were just friendly." this has happened more than many times. these people need to get their shit together.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
haruki murakami, kurt vonnegut, hermann hesse, raymond chandler, albert camus, ha jin, james m cain, david mitchell, salman rushdie, arvind adiga, ahmadou kourouma, michael chabon, george orwell, your dad.

the jungle book, shadows and fog, anything p.t. anderson or coen brothers.

arrested development, the wire, seinfeld.

kid dynamite, la piovra, das oath, the pixies, gang starr, fugazi, defeater, lifetime, the gza, q and not u, action bronson, orchid, paul baribeau, the thermals, at the drive-in, refused, orchid, krs-one, new edition, raphael saadiq, crime in stereo, cursive, dillinger four, hot snakes, minor threat, the shitty limits, amadou & mariam, wire, boyz ii men, tune-yards, future islands, toots & the maytals, the libyans, dan deacon, ghostface killah, cap'n jazz, failures, nas, smart cops, mobb deep, jay reatard, black eyes, white lung, the weakerthans, braids, the good ones, boris, sole, limp wrist, das racist, milemarker, envy, radiohead, pete rock & cl smooth, raekwon, piebald, godspeed you black emperor, mika miko.

most food.

based on this list of likes, you've probably made a few assumptions about what kind of a person i am. those assumptions are probably pretty accurate.
The six things I could never do without
friends.
music.
bicycle.
bourbon.
travel.
being a brat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
science.
politics.
pretending that i am an animal.
space.
the jungle book.
religions.
On a typical Friday night I am
out and/or about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i had a mammogram when i was 12. the nurse was young and fairly attractive and had to squeeze my scrawny chest into a fake boob. she laughed several times.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're crass and confident