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26 Columbia, SC Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on Ph.D program
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Everything in moderation, including moderation.

I'm a Colorado native living in the South. It's been an adventure!

I'm really kind of an old man.

I think life is a project of making up as you go, but that doesn't mean I don't make plans. Lots of plans, and lists too.

I work too hard, laugh too hard, and think too much. Friends say I'm really funny, but bad at expressing it on here (digital wing-people is necessary).

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What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working on my Ph.D. in Rhetoric and Composition, and I'm so lucky that I get to do what I've wanted to since I was child. Many people can't say the same.

I also go to gym regularly because I have fitness goals just like normal people. I want to compete in Highland Games.

Besides that, I enjoy going my favorite bar, eating good food and drinking good drinks. Otherwise, decompressing in my easy chair.

I'm also a Stumbleupon Fan, if anyone still knows what that is.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading and talking, working too hard and caring too much.

I have an award for my hugs, two-years running. Seriously, I'll show you the award.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My rougish good looks and gregarious disposition.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm really easy and eclectic.

With reading being a big part of my work, so I don't read much fiction, mostly old English-class type stuff. Lots of philosophy and history for fun.

Love Netflix, hate television. Anything from documentary to action to quantum physics lectures. Game of Thrones, obviously.

My music taste is elementally Classical, Blues, Metal, Folk and some combinations of them.

I try to eat well and clean...and sometimes I fail. Always ready for culinary experiences.

Beer, whiskey, wine: yes, where, how much?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and Family
Air Conditioning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Overcoming my humanity, ideological state apparatuses, and how to teach writing as a martial art.

Also, how to be a straight, cisgender, white male without being a dick.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking beers after working out; proteins are necessary for muscle growth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I judge people on how zombie-prepared they are or their house is.
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If you'd like to; I love Coffee and Conversation!

If you're into ursine, intelligent/nerdy/scholarly guys with beards and glasses who are confused by modern popular culture.

You're weird too and you want to talk about weird stuff.

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