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26 Palatine, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 16
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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First of all my username is from the show the office and yes it was a poor choice. Im in the stage of finding what it means to be an adult. I have a degree in social work, but decided to follow my dream of becoming a writer. A teacher once told me to do what I love, and now that I am, it makes life that much better.
I am shy, kind and honest and am looking for something real. I can promise that I am genuine man, who treats all with respect.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am an NBA sports journalist and I own and operate a website. It is a lot of work but worth it, as I love every second of my work day. Writing and editing is my full time job. I am able to work at home and have my own office. I love being with friends and family, watching movies and I would rather have a quiet night in then be on an adventure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty good cook, I know a lot of useless trivia and I can actually still dunk a basketball.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, is pretty interesting, when short its striaght when long its curly.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hunger Games, Inheritence Series, the Walking Dead, Harry Potter, Book of BBall

Movies: This where the nerd side comes from me... Lord of the rings, Star Wars, Starship Troopers, Aliens, Terminator, Harry Potter, Hot Rod, Step Brothers, Dark Knight Trilogy, Iron Man, Cabin in the Woods, almost any zombie movie
and Anything with Jason Segel.

TV: Community, the office, Parks and Recreation, Jersey shore (awful I know), archer, big bang theory, 30 Rock, South Park, how I met your mother, party down, Americas got talent, Wilfred, workaholics, Game of Thrones, Falling Skies, Castle, New girl

Music: David Crowder band, casting crowns, five iron frenzy, say anything, MCR, Coheed, taking back sunday, ACDC, ben folds, evenescence, foo fighters, goo goo dolls, savage garden, system of a down, johnny cash, journey
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New Articles
What my friends are doing.
What my dog is thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out with my buddies, at a movie or restaurant. But I do like the occasional night in. Im usually up for an adventure
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have seen the 5 twilght movie...
You should message me if
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You want to talk... Im an open book.
The only two things that would cause me to not respond are if you have kids (not ready for that) or if you use drugs.