Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I understand that my picture is terrible. I don't spike my hair
like an 8th grader at a 2001 prom. But. This is the best my
cheeks/beard have ever looked. So if you like the pic, prepare to
If you hate it, well, then, FUCK YOU! :)
I'm 28. I'm interested in smart, funny, handsome guys. I'm single,
and looking for single- the goal is to be not single with someone
A great sense of humor is the most important trait in a match for
me. I'm attracted to a lot of different types of guys- just be fit,
friendly and sane.
I am your guy if you like reasonably well-adjusted, hygienic,
romantic guys who wake up in a good mood. Not surprisingly, I also
like well-adjusted, hygienic, romantic guys. Also have a soft spot
for dog-lovers. And good cooks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in marketing for a film company. I live in NYC for the most
part, but am on the west coast every 2 or 3 weeks, so I'm
bi-coastal and west coast dateable. (Note to OKCupid... that's
bi-COASTAL, not BI.) I'm open to dudes from SF or LA... just form
an orderly line. What? There is no line? Damn.
I volunteer for GLBT agencies and I'm very good about feeling
guilty about other causes I don't have the time/resources to
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going out to dinner, giving unsolicited-but-excellent advice,
watching movies, running, planning vacations.
I like playing tennis, swimming, and snowboarding too. I'm not very
good at smiling through the pain.
And I'm excellent at sex. Really. No, really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You probably noticed me because I said hello to you. Unless you're
scowling, in which case you didn't notice me.
I also smell good. Without cologne. Just nice me smell :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite books: To Kill a Mockingbird... first book I really loved
when I read it in 7th grade :). The Swimming Pool Library, You Are
Not Alone Here, Lolita, A Confederacy of Dunces. All the Joe Keenan
books, all the Dragon Tattoo books. Guilty pleasure is true
Favorite movie: Aliens, The Crying Game, The Lord of the Rings
trilogy, Brokeback Mountain, Rear Window. My Beautiful Launderette
changed my life when I rented it in high school. And I'll date
anyone who loves Waiting for Guffman. Likewise This is Spinal Tap.
Gone Girl was MUCH better than I expected. All hail David
TV: Arrested Development, Modern Family, Curb your Enthusiasm, 30
Rock, Homeland, True Blood, Downton Abbey. And The Comeback, which
I obsessively re-watch 2-3 times per episode.
Food: Mexican. I love it. Pizza. I love all food. Feed me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My family and friends
- My dog (who lives with my brother... so don't worry dog
allergists. At least not for now)
- My MacBook
- My Kindle (you'll thank me when I don't have a reading light on
at 4:00 in the morning)
- Diet Coke
- Other dudes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Deep thoughts and wieners.
Also- why so many dudes on here list a shitty book like "The
Fountainhead" as one of their favorites.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out to dinner, then some drinks, then in bed so i can haul my ass
out of bed in the morning for a nice long run. I'm the designated
driver-type in nearly all scenarios, even those in NYC where we're
I really like the idea of having Chinese food delivered, watching a
movie, and rolling around in bed until it gets really late.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The music from Downton Abbey makes me wish I was watching it with a
boyfriend. Also, my homepage is the NYTimes but I look at Dlisted,
Towleroad and Variety much more regularly. Shame on me :)
You should message me if
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You're male, single, friendly, handsome, and sane. Sense of humor
is essential. Also, lack of drama is key :)
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