I appreciate that you're reading this far, given I look like a dick in my pic. Since this is OKCupid, I opted for this flattering pic without redeye (my eyes are THAT blue, so red-eye is AWAYS a problem *humblebrag*). Unfortunately, it has a 40% douche vibe. OK, 50%. I'm the worst.
But did I mention my blue eyes?!
I'm 28. I'm interested in smart, funny, handsome guys. I'm single, and looking for single- the goal is to be not single with someone else.
A great sense of humor is the most important trait in a match for me. I'm attracted to a lot of different types of guys- just be fit, friendly and sane.
One easy way to know if you should avoid me... if you think creationism should be taught in schools, if you think flag-burning should be illegal, if you're pro-life... I'm not your guy.
But, I am your guy if you like reasonably well-adjusted, hygienic, romantic guys who wake up in a good mood.
Not surprisingly, I also like well-adjusted, hygienic, romantic guys.
And to you guys with all those awesome profile pics of you with 1 or more ladies... why? I honestly don't get it. Are you repurposing this profile on Christian Mingle? If so, remove all butt plug references ASAP.