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My self-summary

This is me, telling you about myself. You're WELCOME.

It turns out I really AM the entitled-looking asshole in the photo. It's your lucky day.

I'm more mundane than my intro implies. Work a lot, play some. Love my family and friends. I try not to be a dick.

I don't give everything 110% because:
- it's impossible
- people who give 110% (or more) or "work hard, play hard" etc. will eventually hate me when I want to watch 4 episodes of Making a Murderer in a row without moving from the couch.

My name is Cam. I am:

- Nearly handsome, though VERY ruddy.
- Inherently nice, though I realize my pictures depict someone who is less than nice. I am not now nor have I ever been photogenic.
- Open to different types of guys and relationships. By that I mean not everything needs to lead to marriage, and not everyone needs to look like Jon Hamm.*

* But if you look like Jon Hamm then yes, I will marry you.

That's me: An asshole with unflattering pictures, asking OK Cupid guys to like him. (Bonus points if you've seen/like Notting Hill).

I know- after reading that EVERYONE wants me. Just form an orderly line.

But wait, there's more:

A great sense of humor is the most important trait in a match for me. I'm attracted to a lot of different types of guys- just be fit, friendly and sane.

I am your guy if you like reasonably well-adjusted, hygienic, romantic guys who wake up in a good mood. Not surprisingly, I also like well-adjusted, hygienic, romantic guys. Also have a soft spot for dog-lovers. And good cooks.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in marketing for a film company. I live in NYC for the most part, but am on the west coast every 2 or 3 weeks, so I'm bi-coastal and west coast dateable. I'm open to dudes from SF or LA too.

I volunteer for GLBT agencies and I'm very good about feeling guilty about other causes I don't have the time/resources to support.
I’m really good at
Going out to dinner, giving unsolicited-but-excellent advice, watching movies, running, planning vacations.

I like playing tennis, swimming, and snowboarding too. I'm not very good at smiling through the pain.

And I'm excellent at sex. Really. No, really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm friendly.

You probably noticed me because I said hello to you. Unless you're scowling, in which case you didn't notice me.

I also smell good. Without cologne. Just nice me smell :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: To Kill a Mockingbird... first book I really loved when I read it in 7th grade. The Swimming Pool Library, You Are Not Alone Here, Lolita, A Confederacy of Dunces. All the Joe Keenan books, all the Dragon Tattoo books. Robert Galbraith. Harry Potter series.

Favorite movie: Aliens, The Crying Game, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Brokeback Mountain, Rear Window. Silence of the Lambs. Heavenly Creatures. The Babadook. My Beautiful Launderette changed my life when I rented it in high school. And I'll date anyone who loves Waiting for Guffman. Likewise This is Spinal Tap.

TV: Arrested Development, Modern Family, Curb your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Homeland, Game of Thrones, and the first 5 episodes of any Ryan Murphy show before everything goes to shit. If we were together I'd nicely ask you to at least stay in the room with me while I hate-watched The Bachelorette to see the guys.

Food: Mexican. I love it. Pizza. I love all food.
The six things I could never do without
- My family and friends

- My dog (who lives with my brother... so don't worry dog allergists. At least not for now)

- My MacBook

- My Kindle (you'll thank me when I don't have a reading light on at 4:00 in the morning)

- Diet Coke

- Other dudes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Deep thoughts and wieners.

Why compatibility percentages with Jersey guys seems to always be low, when they usually look handsome to me.

Also- why so many dudes on here list a shitty book like "The Fountainhead" as one of their favorites.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out to dinner, then some drinks, then in bed so i can haul my ass out of bed in the morning for a nice long run. I'm the designated driver-type in nearly all scenarios, even those in NYC where we're all car-less.

I really like the idea of having Chinese food delivered, watching a movie, and rolling around in bed until it gets really late.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The music from Downton Abbey makes me wish I was watching it with a boyfriend. Also, my homepage is the NYTimes but I look at Dlisted, Towleroad and Variety much more regularly. Shame on me :)
You should message me if
You're male, single, friendly, handsome, and sane. Sense of humor is essential. Also, lack of drama is key :)