Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Most of the information for this is included in the other sections,
so why repeat here?
I have 3 children that can keep me busy, but I am always willing
and able to make time for meeting people in my life.
If it matters - My "love language" is Physical Touch followed
closely by Quality Time.
That wasn't much of a surprise to me, but I went through the online
Btw.....I can't see who has liked my profile. Send a message :)
A man walked into a bar. What did he say?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, kids, and play. I try to stay busy as much as possible with a
balance between these things.
Why do cowboys ride horses?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being able to cook mac & cheese.
Seriously...... Can you help with that?
Stealing the credit for somebody's joke that nobody laughed for and
getting people to laugh at it.
Phase 10 and SkipBo.
Telling really poor jokes at exactly the right time. I'm not sure
if this statement applies to my profile, but I'm trying right?
A dyslexic walked into a bra.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love music - especially live. I listen to pretty much anything
except old country and rap. I mainly listen to metal &
I go to concerts as much as I possibly can.
I like a lot of different movies - way too many to possibly list
I definitely prefer action and horror though.
I have never been much of a book reader.
Attention span = too short
A skeleton goes into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Only 6? I don't follow rules like this.
In no particular order:
Water & Cold Beer
Drums & Bass Guitars
Why are frogs so happy?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random sh...tuff like....
How to take over the world :)
Bonus points if you know what cartoon that is from.
Triple bonus points if you started singing the theme song lol
What color does a smurf turn if you choke it?
Where my next trip is going to be to, and what my next tattoo
Why girls "like" a profile but then never respond to a message sent
to them? Hmm.....
Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually with my kids - if not then I try to get out to clubs,
concerts, the race track, so on.
With you maybe? ;)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Knowing what little you know about me, you feel like you can
actually truly be yourself around and with me.
You would rather be completely honest than lie.
You are looking for a relationship, not just a hookup or free
You are able to talk each day (unless otherwise discussed) and are
able to get out for time together.
You understand that I have children and have those obligations as a
father, which I'm damn good at if I do say so myself.
You are still reading and would like to chat and get to know each
You got a smile, maybe even a laugh, from any of the stupid jokes
So 2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff (drummer humor)
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.