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34 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jan 4
6' 4" (1.94m)
Body Type
A little extra
Catholicism and laughing about it
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
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From Rhode Island( no, not Long Island) so i drive bad and i'm quick with my wit. Pretty chill and mellow most week nights more weekend explorer
Total foodie- sushi, chinese, thai, seafood, french, mexican, italian, bbq, indian, more stuff, and other things!
I love jokes all kinds, good, bad, puns, crude, clean, dirty- if you can make me laugh a huge +

Random Facts

I could eat Eggs Benedict any time

I hate olives, no you do not have the olive to change my mind

Some Idols- Jack White, Gordon Ramsey, Al Bundy

I have tattoos.. Of dragons.. And wizards.. And other cool shit

I prefer smoking to drinking

What I’m doing with my life
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Growing my Dog Walking Business
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lifting Things
Ocular Patdowns
Taking care of Animals
Surviving Emergencies( zombie apocalypse, np!)
Back rubs
Netflix binging
The first things people usually notice about me
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Crimson Goatee
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The shield, Hell's Kitchen Seinfeld, family guy, married w children, always sunny, x files, anything true crime, documentaries, any food show, as of late Brooklyn 99 and True Detective
I love my Netflix

Anything from Jack White- white stripes, the raconteurs, dead weather. Led Zep black keys, them crooked vultures, cream, too many to list-mostly rock/blues

Books - the beast in the garden, soul of a lion, confessions of a master jewel thief, got fight, the iron circle, white fang/call of the wild

I heart Movies- Big Lebowski, Spinal Tap, so many many many others- lets talk movies !

I heart Food more - everything!! Except olives, duh
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Meat- (I like my dinner to have had parents)
Rock and or roll
My beard
My bong
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Living in a cabin in the woods
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for a partner in crime
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate talking on the phone
You should message me if
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Wanna smoke and listen to Jack White
Are a curvy tattooed brunette
You wanna make me some eggs Bennie!