Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So that no time is wasted:
I would like to find a cool, 420 friendly, bisexual girl to add to
our relationship. Must be totally bi-sexual and love men and women
at the same time, and must be open-minded, relaxed, and willing to
have fun. We can make something amazing and fun happen if we drop
our inhibitions together.
Plus, girlfriend loves women, so who am I to deny her ;)
Now that's out of the way, here's my profile spiel:
I'm really tall, but not ogre tall, I feel a need to disclaimer
Looking for a special girl to spoil the fuck out of and do awesome
things with. Why is that so hard to find?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Gardening. Lots of gardening of expensive plants.
But let's not define ourselves by what we do for money ok?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, repairing/building things (all men should be handy, if
he's not, watch the fuck out- he's a weirdo), logical/critical
thinking, computer repair and nerdiness, cleaning, making money,
bong rips, growing that good kush.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, I'm 6'3"... and my beard when I choose to grow it out.
It's like Billy Mays and Sean Connery had a beard-love-child.
Also, large hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like gritty stuff like World at War (the series), or movies like
Saving Private Ryan... those old war movies always get me right in
the feels. Super heroic and its all based on a true story...
Anything related to current events or history.
Music- anything from ganster ass rap to country to indie stuff...
anything that sounds good really, depends on my mood also. I don't
discriminate against any music.
books- anything informational... I fucking adore encyclopedias and
history books, especially old ones that smell like old book.
shows- discovery channel, history channel, natgeo, anything
informational. My parents kept me off cartoons and only allowed
these channels, I find it relaxing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
family, money, cell phone, cars, my dogs, first world luxuries like
sushi and soda, and my kush nuggets and dabs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe, life and death, women... On that metaphysical if it's
late at night and I'm awake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying home answering business emails while looking around on this
website for a suitable partner for us.
OR hanging with the guys getting drunk and grilling meat, smoking a
ton of kush.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am on this damn website.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You're a bi female who is into being with a fun and attractive
couple and doing naughty things.
-You smoke weed like a real Californian.
-You are open minded, laid back, relaxed, and a normal person.
Who are you looking for?
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