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29 Morris, MN Man


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  • Ages 20–41
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 2
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Less than $20,000
Seeing Someone
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi there. I'm Joyous; hippie name, I realise, but also the name in my figurative heart. The real one's too full of ventricles and aortae for abstracts to fit. My ma named me Drew and I'll respond to that too, though not as preference.

I seek the greatest happiness, per Bentham and Mill's utilitarianism. Yours, theirs, mine, all the same happiness pool. I can ponder the morality of a given action for probably too long.

I like nature and artifice interweaving. My town is eclipsed partially by great white windmills, a gleaming example of this confluence. I am big on loafing outside.

I am polyamorous, which means that I might maintain more than one romantic relationship at a given time. Love and freedom fit together like birds and sky. I endeavour to conduct myself ethically in this as in all pursuits: time management, full transparency, giving a damn about the feelings of all involved, the works.

I love the kind and the brave most of all. You have some of each of these qualities.

I'm increasingly misanthropic lately! Message me if you hate a thing, maybe we have that in common and can commiserate.
What I’m doing with my life
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I study psychology, biology, and computer science; I'll be getting degrees on the way, but primarily want the knowledge. I've already got one in criminal justice. I used to want to be a profiler or CSI, but at this point my aim is to become a giant of neuroscience. I will serve humankind with my very life.

I live in a town of around five thousand people. I've lived here a while, it's a quiet place with charming, good people. I miss being in a city, though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Improving at things I try at, fast. I'm ready to roll, anytime and anywhere. My spatial reasoning and leadership skills are top notch. I can sing pretty well. I'm also well-practiced at arguing, which I enjoy probably too much. I like swimming and I'm fair at it. My skill with the English language has no equal (no precise equal, that is to say). I am an ace narcissist.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have sharp eyes which have been called beautiful before, by people other than me no less. I also carry myself with what I'm going to call noble bearing (see also: stick up the arse) and use some archaic mannerisms.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Leaves of Grass, 1984, Atomic Robo, Death Note, Ender's Game, Fell, Fullmetal Alchemist, Global Frequency, Hellsing, Ranma 1/2, Robert A. Heinlein, Terry Pratchett, V for Vendetta, Where the Sidewalk Ends, the Art of War, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Invisibles, the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, the Watchmen, the Sandman, Transmetropolitan, many others to be added when I remember that they're awesome

Movies: Amelie, Desperado, Shaun of the Dead, the Nightmare Before Christmas, the Princess Bride, more later maybe

Music: Architecture in Helsinki, Astronautalis, Beirut, Brahms, Frederick Chopin, Daft Punk, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, Deltron 3030, Dessa, Dethklok, Doctor Steel, the Dropkick Murphys, Antonin Dvorak, Gang of Four, Gorillaz, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Justice, Lemon Demon, Machinae Supremacy, Metric, The Minibosses, Muse, Neko Case, Charlie Parker, P. O. S., Queen, Rachmaninoff, The Reverend Horton Heat, Royksopp, Sage Francis, more

TV: 08th M.S. Team, The Big O, The Boondocks, Burn Notice, the Colbert Report, GaoGaiGar, Law and Order, Scrubs, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Trigun, The Venture Brothers, others?

Games: Ace Combat(most of them), Advance Wars, Beyond Good and Evil, Disgaea(pretty much all Nippon Ichi titles, actually), Deus Ex, Final Fantasy(ies), Katamari Damacy, the Legend of Zelda(all of them), Megaman(megamen?), Psychonauts, Ratchet and Clank(all of them), Shadow of the Colossus, Soul Nomad, Super Mario Twins(they look so goddamn like the same person), We ♥ Katamari

Food: filet mignon(just shy of burnt), hot dogs, pudding, ramen noodles.

Ramen is delicious. ಠ_ಠ
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I need music, it seems. I visited some friends over summer vacation some time ago to spend a couple of weeks and found to my dismay that I seem to go into a depressive funk when unable to daily listen to at least thirty minutes of some kind of music. I'm an addict. ಥ_ಥ

Other five slots for nonessentials: bicycle, clean water(for swimming in), computer/net, multivitamins, ramen.

I refuse to use this space for things like "air, nourishment in the form of food and water, lulz."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cats, history, people, power and/or glory, stories, the eradication of racism, the eradication of sexism, the future, giant robots, the nature of beauty (and the beauty of nature, while we're at it), the nature of sentience, sapience and self-awareness, sex, transhumanism, freedom from desire, ethics, the breath, change, words.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with the nakama, most like.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nothing's especially private to me.

- I'm damaged goods in a few senses. I got two incisors knocked right out by a hit-and-run driver a few years ago. If I ever see that guy again I don't know what I'll do, but it won't be controlled and it won't be good.
- I am not nice. At best I am good, and not really always that.
- I am an exhibitionist and something of a slut, though I only have an interest in being seen by those who wish to see; I have no desire to inflict anything on anyone.
- I've done some fairly evil stuff with varying levels of mens rea.
- I like stuffed animals.
You should message me if
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You want me or something from me. Talking to me is the only way to get either.

You should message me if you wish to communicate, or need simple help. I'll always be ready with a kind word; such things are inexpensive and provide considerable happiness returns. =)

Ooh, ask me grammar questions, or psychology, or tactics. Or, like, if you want a gang beat up, or a stone lifted, or a trickster played. I'll straight con you, Loki.