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27 San Francisco, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-29
  • Near me
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Last online
Oct 6, 2014
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5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Might want kids
English, Russian
My self-summary
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My personality has been described as "sassy" and "comin' to get ya." My looks have been described as "you look just like my friend!"
What I’m doing with my life
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Excellent question.
I’m really good at
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walking into things. Turning awkward into funny, at least in hindsight. Dissecting any hint of an insult until it's a joke.

Also, eating.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't appear to be a robot*

*I may still be a robot
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Malcolm Gladwell, Neil Gaiman, and Douglas Adams. I have a huge love for both fiction and non-fiction.

Shows: "awkward" comedy such as 30Rock, Parks and Recreation, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I adore British comedies like The I.T. Crowd and Man/Woman. I was raised on The Simpsons and Monty Python (neatly explaining why I am the way that I am).
Recently: Binged House of Cards, Season 2. HOLY SHIT.

Music: Childish Gambino, Oh Land, Jay-Z, Band of Horses, TV on the Radio, Manchester Orchestra, Brand New, Fleetwood Mac, Girl Talk, Wu-Tang Clan, Cold War Kids, Miike Snow, Arcade Fire. A ton more.

Food: is wonderful. I talk about it too much in person, so I'm gonna go ahead and not do that here.
Also, I enjoy wine but I absolutely love good beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who the hell is my 100% enemy match? Call it terrified curiosity.
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You're looking at it.
You should message me if
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You can make me laugh and don't end your sentences with "lol."