My personality has been described as "sassy" and "comin' to get ya." My looks have been described as "you look just like my friend!"

Excellent question.

walking into things. Turning awkward into funny, at least in hindsight. Dissecting any hint of an insult until it's a joke.

Also, eating.

I don't appear to be a robot*

*I may still be a robot

Books: Anything by David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Malcolm Gladwell, Neil Gaiman, and Douglas Adams. I have a huge love for both fiction and non-fiction.

Shows: "awkward" comedy such as 30Rock, Parks and Recreation, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I adore British comedies like The I.T. Crowd and Man/Woman. I was raised on The Simpsons and Monty Python (neatly explaining why I am the way that I am).
Recently: Breaking Bad. HOLY SHIT THAT FINALE.

Music: Childish Gambino, Death Cab For Cutie, Jay-Z, Band of Horses, TV on the Radio, Manchester Orchestra, Brand New, Fleetwood Mac, Girl Talk, Wu-Tang Clan, Tegan and Sara, Arcade Fire. A ton more.

Food: is wonderful. I talk about it too much in person, so I'm gonna go ahead and not do that here.
Also, I enjoy wine but I absolutely love good beer.

Who the hell is my 100% enemy match? Call it terrified curiosity.

You're looking at it.

You can make me laugh and don't end your sentences with "lol."