Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

BilgewaterCream

35 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), German (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
As Fatboy Slim once put into song "you've come a long way, baby" and this describes me. Once a brooding melancholic sort of chap with a penchant for darkness and debauchery, I've slowly evolved and have found a bit of peace. Not through religion or meditation or any new-age, hippy-dippy thing but rather through education. I still like good times and on occasion a raucous bacchanalia. On occasion I dust off the old Tom Waits records and hole up in my house for a couple days. My eye still gravitates naturally towards black clothes. But for the most part I've found a balance that combines happiness, health, a bit more cheer and always lots of food & drink.
What I’m doing with my life
I eat and drink. And I do both of these for money (no, really!).

I also run...a lot. Always looking for new people to run with!

Working to better myself in loads of areas. Better fashion. More in tune with my emotions. Basically becoming an adult while also maintaining my childhood sense of mischief.

That said, I still like to think of my life as a circus act where I'm walking a high-wire made of dental floss over the pit of hell. It's precarious but someone has to do it. And my dentist is happy because it's made of dental floss.
I’m really good at
Being a good friend. Being a good brother. Being a good Uncle. Writing very short blurbs.

And I'm an AMAZING eater. For a person of my build the amount of food I can consume sometimes scares me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Lately I'd like to think it's my sense of fashion (I stopped wearing all black! Yay!). But really I think most people notice my intense gaze or how much I use my hands when I speak.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I partake of all 5. Regularly. Best stuff to talk about in person. Suffice it to say I can ramble all day about every one of these topics and I hope you can hold court.
The six things I could never do without
Hmm...I guess a good drink and good food but that's pretty basic. How about things I'd rather not go without if given the choice?

1) I'd like to keep all my limbs. I've grown attached to them.

2) I'd like to one day be able to vote (I conscientiously object to voting in the US. That's an in-person conversation and one in which often leads to heated battles).

3) Freedom. A loaded word, I know, but it's part of the reason why I never want children.

4) I could do without it but the world be a much sadder place without a really good bottle of red wine.

5) Like #4, but with really good DARK chocolate.

6) Again, I could technically do without this but I can't imagine not trail running. Such an incredible way to get out in nature, relax, be physical, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether sloths think as slowly as they move. I bet they do. But maybe they're just trying to trick us. Those sloths are wily.

But really, what I'm thinking about depends on what I'm doing. When talking to groups I think about whether I'm coming across as spastic or flamboyant (and I am). When at my desk I look out the skylight and think about the clouds. When drinking I think of bad barstool poetry. When asleep I wish I dreamed of sushi...
On a typical Friday night I am
Anagramming the word Friday. Or eating. Or drinking. But usually going to bed at a decent hour since I work on Saturday mornings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
James Brown makes me feel like a soul brother. Sinead O'Connor, in the 'Nothing Compares To You' video is probably one of the most beautiful women ever.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You believe the world is ending soon and can't think of anything better to do. Wait...unless you think the world is ending because you're a religious fanatic. If that's the case, don't message me. I find it funny that we still abide by the old rules where a man is supposed to make first contact. I'm all for chivalry or whatnot but there are parts of it that should die.