My name is William, I'm whimsical, I strive to be winsome and I always appreciate an awesome application of alliteration. I most value the people in my life. I'm laid back and let almost nothing get me down. I ride my bike to as many places as I can. I'm a hopeless romantic. I value fitness, and get most of mine through team sports (currently ultimate, soccer, kickball, basketball and bubble soccer [seriously, bubble soccer, look it up, it's ridiculous]), adventures, and transportation. I like games. I can get competitive, but have learned to turn it off. I love being outside and among nature. I can't get enough of adventures, activities, new places and new foods. I quit a job with the Giants to go on a 3 month road trip of national parks and then to move back to my hometown, closer to my 7 younger siblings, before they headed off on adventures of their own. I hope friends use an anecdote like that when summing me up.
Answer to the joke above: It's not hard.