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BillEB3

31 M Albany, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
How do you find a blind guy at a nude beach?

My name is William, I'm whimsical, I strive to be winsome and I always appreciate an awesome application of alliteration. I most value the people in my life. I'm laid back and let almost nothing get me down. I ride my bike to as many places as I can. I'm a hopeless romantic. I value fitness, and get most of mine through team sports (currently ultimate, soccer, kickball, basketball and bubble soccer [seriously, bubble soccer, look it up, it's ridiculous]), adventures, and transportation. I like games. I can get competitive, but have learned to turn it off. I love being outside and among nature. I can't get enough of adventures, activities, new places and new foods. I quit a job with the Giants to go on a 3 month road trip of national parks and then to move back to my hometown, closer to my 7 younger siblings, before they headed off on adventures of their own. I hope friends use an anecdote like that when summing me up.

Answer to the joke above: It's not hard.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a helpdesk administrator at the Bone and Joint Center, but more importantly, getting ever better at planning scavenger hunts, organizing various camping / hiking / kayaking / swimming / exploring adventures with friends, hanging with my baby nephew, and loving every minute of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Riding my bike everywhere, making bananas foster, ping pong, being a big brother, strategy board games, Ms. Pac Man, not breaking bones, being ridiculous
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and my energy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Alchemist, Andromeda Strain, Green Mile, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Into the Wild, Man's Search for Meaning, The Giver

Movies: 28 Days Later, Alpha Dog, American Beauty, Borat, Children of Men, Click, Fight Club, Horror Movies (cheesy or otherwise), Memento, Office Space, Old School, Rain Man, Run Lola Run, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, Slumdog Millionaire, The Usual Suspects, The Wackness

Music: The Avett Brothers, CCR, Kelly Clarkson, The Killers, Bob Marley, Mumford and Sons, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Rage Against the Machine, Sublime... The Beets

Games: Soccer, Basketball, Mario Kart, Catan, Portal, Carcassone, Ms. Pac Man, Ultimate, Mario 64, Bananagrams, Super Mario World, MvC2, Metal Slug, FF7, Simpsons Arcade and I recently received Dominion for my birthday, it is quickly growing on me.

Food: Steak, Mexican, Sushi, Chinese, Bacon, Life Cereal, Things covered in melted cheese, but I like to try everything and anything at least once
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My loved ones
Water (drinking and swimming)
Humor
Sunshine
The Interwebs
Adventures
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to do and where to go next, socioeconomics, environmental issues, politics (it depresses me that the issues of evolution, female contraceptive rights, gay marriage and secularism are considered debatable), what I want in the future and how to get there, how the world can be made a better place and how awesome it would be to be one of the survivors of oceanic flight 815. After recently watching ‘Seeking a Friend for the End of the World’ I keep coming back to: ‘if we found out the world was ending soon, what would I wish I’d done differently and what changes can I make now and going forward to ensure that nothing else gets added to that list’. Every choice I make or action I take is another chance to change.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The first time I needed stitches was the direct result of a gathering of friends drinking hot chocolate, there was blood everywhere... I've since gotten much better at drinking hot chocolate
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Ideally you're an adventurous, energetic, confident, positive person who enjoys laughing, has an open mind and after reading through this profile, you think we would get along awesomely. Ultimately when a relationship happens, I want it to be built on great friendship, mutual caring, and similar interests, values and outlooks.

And as much as I really like being outdoors, notsomuch during the 4 month northeast winter (aside from sledding and other snow related fun… followed directly by hot chocolate of course), so if you live in a warmer place or have dreams of doing so someday and it seems like we’d get along swimmingly, don't let my location prevent you from striking up a conversation.