Me man, me live in house. Me work and study. Me occasionally refer to meself in third person. Otherwise I'm fairly normal and totally not an axe murderer.

I seem to jump from one thing to another. I'm a landscape gardener but I'm interested in maybe going to university to do SCIENCE! Or some other intellectual shit.

Pratting around and saying the wrong thing. I'm also pretty good mortar pointing and catching things when I'm drunk. Bonus points go to being a hypochondriac, making spirits out of sloes, getting the song stuck in my head into other peoples heads, and sitting down in public places and watching people/staring at them to see how long it takes them to realise I'm staring.

My height or mi ded sexci gud luks m8.

Authors: Joe Haldeman, Phillip K. Dick, Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov, Tom Sharpe, Paul Murray, Adrian McKinty, among others.

Movies/TV: Anything. If it's on I'll watch it. The TV is like an old member of the family that quietly talks to itself in the corner of the room while the rest of us pretend to notice it. I'm partial to satirical programming and comedy and I wish there was more on about the everyday minutiae of people from Essex, Wales, the Northeast and Chealsea, because Christ knows there isn't enough of that fucking shit on. On the other hand, I love film as long as it doesn't have Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Wanda Sykes, or Jackie Chan, (unless it's Kung Fu Panda or Around the World in 80 Days, that shit is cash), in it then I'll watch it.

Music: Industrial metal, ska, grunge, French house, electro, trance, progressive rock, and anything that sounds good in my ears.

Food: Things with calories in them so I can shove it in my face hole and do stuff physical after it.

Air, nourishment, water, shelter, occasional human interaction and sunlight. Everything else is just gravy.

Stuff. Politics, war, media, food, books, philosophy, etc...

Either watching a film at home or giving my liver an extremely hard kicking, or as I like a to call it, a George Besting.

I air-drum to a lot of songs.

you are a human female interested in human activities and you share my sense of humour.