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BillTaylortron

26 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swedish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
20ish pseudo intellectual, self sanctifying sense of humour.

I don't know, what's that line in that The Verve song...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Decaying.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self loathing, baking, convincing myself not to study, pretending to be a Mossad agent and waffling on like I know what I'm talking about.

I have various skills and talents that I employ on occasion. Basically I'm probs alright at most things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'd have to ask them, my sense of humour perhaps?

Physical trait wise... I have a mostly symmetric face and eyes that are blue. That doesn't stop me looking like spam after it's come out of an dietitian's arsehole though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh fuck this noise, just ask or something.

Things that are not shit for $600 please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
28 of 65 episodes of Brum recorded onto a stolen collection of Countdown VHS tapes dated between 1994 and 2002.

A wig once owned by the tour manager of the failed Northampton nightclub act "Fister Sledge".

A collection of funtaru pokemon cards.

The Welsh parliamentary body.

The right to exchange bodily fluids via the postal service.

The foreskin of the twin I absorbed in the womb, I wear it as a pinkie ring.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can actually become King Diamond.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a collection of Peter Sutcliffe's pubic hair.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind that during sexual congress I am likely to recite the bill of rights in a rolling impression of all the cast members of On The Buses.

You know where I can find the second skull of Touganda is located and are willing to help me recover it.