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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 21
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Atheism but it’s not important
Dropped out of Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Swedish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
20ish pseudo intellectual, self sanctifying sense of humour.

I don't know, what's that line in that The Verve song...

As ever with these sorts of things I don't know what to write. I believe I am a decent human being, somewhat jaded, but on the whole a good egg.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Decaying, which is to say doing the things I enjoy (when I actually enjoy them, which unfortunately isn't always), those things are nothing astounding. I paint, I write, I pretend I have some sort of importance when all the while I think about how futile it all is and if there's anything I could do that would make a difference in this world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self loathing, baking, convincing myself not to study, pretending to be a Mossad agent and waffling on like I know what I'm talking about.

I have various skills and talents that I employ on occasion. Basically I'm probs alright at most things.

I'm good at banter and erroneous conversations, so if you ever want to discuss the moral implications of the British bake off, I'm your pigeon.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'd have to ask them, half of my body is in the ionosphere, so that I guess.

Physical trait wise... I have a mostly symmetric face and eyes that are blue. That doesn't stop me looking like spam after it's come out of an dietitian's arsehole though (I have been informed that this is a poor metaphor as it is unlikely that a dietician would eat spam).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh fuck this noise, just ask or something.

Things that are not shit for $600 please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
28 of 65 episodes of Brum recorded onto a stolen collection of Countdown VHS tapes dated between 1994 and 2002.

A wig once owned by the tour manager of the failed Northampton nightclub act "Fister Sledge".

A collection of shiney pokemon cards.

The Welsh parliamentary body.

The right to exchange bodily fluids via the postal service.

The foreskin of the twin I absorbed in the womb, I wear it as a pinkie ring.

Or in reality:
Inner peace
The desire to love and be loved (yes I am a sappy sod)
Vegetables and seafood (which are the prime components of my diet)
The internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can actually become King Diamond.

Far far far too many topics to even broach, throw me a line would ya?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep, reading, painting, getting my groove on, time travelling, enjoying the fact that such an arbitrary event can cause such joy and fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a collection of Peter Sutcliffe's pubic hair.

I am not quite as mental as this dumb as shit profile might suggest.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind that during sexual congress I am likely to recite the bill of rights in a rolling impression of all the cast members of On The Buses.

You know where I can find the second skull of Touganda is located and are willing to help me recover it.

You're an intellectual scatterbrained wunderkin and you fancy my oddly shaped head and confused prose.