"Yeah, so I am going to save responding to this prompt for last. You have (as if you needed it) my permission to think what you like about the degree to which I'm already summarized by having made that decision."
I want to add a little bit to that now. This is the first profile I have ever made on anything like a "dating" site. My first impulse is to be mega-thorough and make an opus that represents every minute, sexy little crevice of my being. I am a person who could tippy-type feverishly for hours about pretty well anything, even if I just decided 10 minutes ago that it interests me, but Imma flex my willpower and NOT do that on these "About" essays. It's all silly stuff that I'd much rather chat with you about in a setting that's just uncomfortable enough to make it fun. You know, like, in a cafe. While assisting with childbirth. Because we just stole the new mother's car. I mean, why didn't she say anything?? I didn't see her back there, did you?
Recently, I am having fun with this site by adding the phrase "while having sex?" to the ends of match questions. It was inspired by "Stereo on while having sex?"
Do you believe that the global flood (Noah's Ark) actually happened while having sex?
Lastly, my education about, and deconstruction of, patriarchy, gender, class, and race has 1)sent me spiraling into a chronic identity/anxiety crisis spanning more than 5 years so far, and 2) improved my fucking skills.
This means that, as my partner, one probably must be willing to openly/patiently discuss their desires with me (and their philosophies that do or don't line up with them), and also slap on a strapon and pound me with it. Not both at the same time, though. Unless you wanna... I'll try anything once?