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28 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:02am
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that."- Hansel
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fixing trains
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pool, drinking, lighting cigarettes in the strongest of winds, and making a horrible Okcupid profile that's doesn't sell myself at all
The first things people usually notice about me
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Good question
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows-The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, The Venture Brothers, The Walking Dead, Game Of Thrones

Movies-Goodfellas, Casino, Gangs of New York, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Fear and Loathing

Music-Tool, MF Doom, Mos Def, Primus, Wu-Tang, 20's music, anything good with actually talented people

Books-Wiseguy, Homicide, Killing Pablo, any non-fiction true crime, Game of Thrones (it's like crack printed on paper)

Food- Milksteak, boiled over hard, with a side of jelly beans

Hobby- Magnets

Likes- Ghouls ( You know, little green ones)

Dislikes- People's knees
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Whiskey, Music, Pool, My car, Sarcasm, Friends, not in that particular order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombie Apocalypse

What the fuck happened to women who like men that are men and not little boys with ironic mustaches that wear their 12 year old sisters jeans?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Somewhere with whiskey
Or at home on OkCupid while beating off and crying
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Probably come off as an asshole in this profile, but I'm one of nicest people you will ever meet, or rather never meet
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You punch babies and take their candy for fun

Or you have a sense of humor