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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 25, 2013
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Thai (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Alright, I just had a bunch of actual useful information on here about who I am blah blah blah... Instead, let me do this. I am ridiculous, so here is some ridiculousness.

I am Billy. I am the coolest person you'll ever meet, but I am also a homeschooled nerd that is socially awkward in "normal" social settings.

I have been skydiving naked. If you can't dig it, you should stop reading... it probably won't be my last one.

I have consumed a 2300 calorie pizza from mountain mikes in one sitting.

I can swim circles around dolphins. In fact, I've made it my goal to teach baby dolphins to swim in hopes that future dolphins will learn proper technique from birth and we'll have super dolphins within 50 years.

My IQ is higher than your mom's.

My phone consists of a clock. Nothing else is visible on the screen. I like shit clean like that... In fact, I'm going to post a picture of my phone background so you can see the absurdity of it's clean lines. No, you won't be able to figure out how to work it. It's that sexy.

I have a 15 year old beagle. She can run faster than a cheetah and consumes red bull and cocaine for breakfast.

I also have a red bull addiction, but I have never tried cocaine so I don't know about that.

I am my boss's boss, he just thinks he is my boss. It's better that way.

I enjoy going down. A lot. It's one of my favorite things ever.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Almost everything, so here is what I'm bad at:

Being boring
The first things people usually notice about me
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My gorgeous face? My toned body? My phenomenally charismatic personality? I suppose they notice them all at the same time, so it's a 3 way tie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read if it's worthy of a read, I watch if it's entertaining, I listen if it pleases my ears and I eat. I eat everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beautiful scenery
Unique personalities
Evolving technology
Spontaneous adventure
Relaxing sunsets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Boobies. I am not a pervert, but I know what's on my mind. It's on every man's mind. I'm just not afraid to admit it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll admit anything in person. I am an open book. I am the in-your-face 50 shades of awesome book that will be up front. This 'aint no Sherlock Holmes novel lady.
You should message me if
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If you are awesome!