Don't take my word for it. Check out these REAL testimonies from REAL PEOPLE:

"[Binders_full] is a man of great distinction" -
a man of lesser distinction

"What he lacks, no, nevermind, he doesn't lack anything" -
local over-exaggerator

"On a mission to fight crime, we're talking about Daniel Craig right?" - confused friend

"..." - Thomas Jefferson

filling out profiles and describing myself to strangers in a totally natural and realistic way, RIGHT?? AMIRITE?

My beard. It is way slightly better than Yasser Arafat's beard

Proof: http://www.google.ca/imgres?um=1&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&sa=N&tbm=isch&tbnid=LZzzNNANPMwzaM:&imgrefurl=http://www.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/yasser-arafat-77.php&docid=jhO4YrG2Ys_kCM&imgurl=http://www.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/images/yasser-arafat-1.jpg&w=300&h=250&ei=uql_UJrPDZTK0AGG64C4AQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=516&vpy=78&dur=4769&hovh=200&hovw=240&tx=140&ty=115&sig=105691417445315746882&page=1&tbnh=141&tbnw=156&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:111&biw=1092&bih=564

Arrested D, Tenacious D, Bobby D, Donald D, and CBC Radio "Wire Tap"

avocados
guitar
toothbrush
great pair o' pants
el radio

where my bahn mi is and when I can eat it.

chillin out max and relaxin all cool

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