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Binxly

29 Howell, NJ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Indian, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Yiddish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
+ " I myself am made entirely of flaws , stitched together with good intentions " +

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+Kik- Pancakes_and_Pencils
+Instagram- Pancakes_and_Pencils
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I'm really just looking for friends mostly, someone to be semi-adventurous with or just play board games with, maybe do something creative together. Where are all the other socially awkward and emotionally unavailable dorks at?

I'm a total introvert (and not in the cool, mysterious kinda' way! n_n), but I secretly really like people. I have a deep appreciation for puns and racist humor, but not racism. Personality-wise, I'm somewhere between liking adorable, cute things like Disney, AND ultra-violent action movies with bad plots. Or no plots even.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
TRYING TO GET MY SHIZZ TOGETHER

Looking for a decent job! In the meantime, I'm a shift manager at a Wawa 45 hours a week, and usually overnights! And yes, it's super awful. I'm learning how to be happy by myself again- just moved back home after a bad break up and being on my own for the last 10 years, so I don't really know anyone here. It's a pretty big adjustment! </3

Thankfully, you're never too old to hide under the covers. Or maybe you are, but that sure doesn't stop me.

I like to doodle, it's my constant but it's just a hobby. I would really like to make friends who pursue creative interests in their down time (or just like to watch dorky things, I'm not picky!). I'm learning how to sew, trying to be less fat, and trying to learn to be comfortable in my own skin. I am a total WIP.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Um...I dunno, listening? No, that's lame. (I mean, I'm not a super great or even mildly decent conversationalist, but I do like hearing people talk, the weirder the better).

Srsly, I have no clue. So, being clueless maybe? I started trying my hand sewing. Yeah, that's right, I said sewing. With like, a needle and thread and stuff. Pretty studly, if I do say so myself. Just little things like pillows and character patches for now.

I like to think I'm a pretty open-minded and empathetic person (most of the time). Sarcasm comes standard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't even begin to guess. My resting bitchface? I hope it's not that I'm a chunk :x My bad skin,? Who knows, maybe they think I'm awesome :3

Maybe it's my eyes, deep and dark like a tar pit that murders dinosaurs. Actually, people usually comment on how quiet I am, so that I guess. I'm just really shy at first, I promise I get obnoxious and offputting once I warm up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like non-fiction, fiction, fantasy, drama, sci-fi, essays, angst, a little bit of everything is my favorite flavor <3

Oh sweet, I get to make lists now! Best. Day. Evarr!!1

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BOOKS:
+Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
+She's Come Undone (my favorite book) by Wally Lamb
+The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
+Harry Potter by that British chick
+Kingdom Come by Alex Ross
+The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller
+Go Ask Alice by anonymous
+The Art of Racing in the Rain
+anatomy and art books of all kinds
+endless comics and mangos

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MUSIC:
I like country, rap, and everything in between...it's called variety! Get used to it! :3

+Ani Difranco (My favorite <3 )
+Frou Frou (and Imogen Heap)
+Passion Pit
+Sneaker Pimps
+Lily Allen
+Sia
+The Birthday Massacre
+Metric
+Pomplamoose
+Lana Del Rey
+Jem
+Shiny Toy Guns
+whales howling
+Hans Zimmer (Inception score!)
+Postal Service
+Lupe Fiasco
+Bat for Lashes
+Dixie Chicks
+Coldplay
+Eminem
+Yeah Yeah Yeahs
+She Wants Revenge
+Alanis Morissette
+a little Bruce Springsteen
+Moby
+The Killers
+Morcheeba
+Lenka
+Kaskade
+Bitter:Sweet
+weird gurgling noises
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MOVIES:
+Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain (A movie about a very shy girl and possibly my favorite movie)
+Mary and Max
+Kung Fu Hustle
+Groundhog Day
+To Wong Foo
+Edward Scissors Hands
+Sin City
+Lost in Translation
+Shawshank Redemption
+Garden State
+Wall-e (Definitely makes me teary-eyed)
+Elf
+The Fox and the Hound <3

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TELLY
+Black Butler, Attack on Titan, Ouran Host Club, Cowboy Bebop, and blah, blah, blah- you get the idea.
+Gilmore Girls <3
+The Adventures of Pete & Pete and anything 90s Nickelodeon :3
+Lie to Me
+House, M.D.
+Dexter
+the Regular Show
+The Last Airbender
+Supernatural
+Smallville
+Dirty Jobs
+Scrubs
+Teen Titans and Justice League
+Firefly, The Guild, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog
+X-Files
+Archer
+Daria

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GAMES:
+Egyptian Rat Screw (a game with regular playing cards and SLAPPING)
+Kingdom Hearts
+Super Smash Brothers Brawl <3 (best way to settle an argument >:3 )
+beer quidditch (an alternative to beer pong)
+Words With Friends

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ACTIVITIES:
+diy projects
+doodling/watercolors
+sewing pillows with little characters on them
+abusing my cat
+making lists! har har harr..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
+ anti-depressants, including but not limited to drinking and drawing x_x
+ music & audiobooks (nuh-uh, that totally counts as one!)
+ a clean, "strategically-organized" art space
+ comics & anime
+ my cat and only source of affection, Binxly <3 Wow, that's depressing...time to drink and draw! And we've come full circle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the dinosaurs died, why seeing other people be miserable makes me so happy, why everything is so expensive, why my cat suddenly seems to like me okay after ignoring me for about a year.

getting a real job so I can have a little more (any) financial independence x_x'

If I could ever go back to school for artz.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing my grocery shopping n_n exciting, I know. Don't judge me, it's not busy on Friday nights! Have I mentioned I'm a major introvert? But that's why I'm here, I guess. Also, I like pancakes, and breakfast in general. Which has nothing to do with Friday night, I s'pose. Though breakfast for dinner is pretty awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have an OKCupid page?

And now let's throw in some insightful, identity-defining quotes for good measure, courtesy of Mr. Augusten Burroughs:
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“Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.”

“It’s a wonder I’m even alive. Sometimes I think that. I think that I can’t believe I haven’t killed myself. But there’s something in me that just keeps going on. I think it has something to do with tomorrow, that there is always one, and that everything can change when it comes.”

“I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.”
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You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-if you're more interested in hearts than parts
-You wanna' talk nerdy to me <3
-if it's September 19th at 1:46 am, this is non-negotiable!
-You like making art and listening to music
-if you're a criminal and want to hatch a scheme
-if you have any information on what really happened to the dinosaurs and their current whereabouts
-if you're jaded and full of hate for the world, pure and unbridled. if you hate pretty people.
-if you can teach me something, sewing, piano, math even! Well, not math. Anything but math actually.