Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
+ " I myself am made entirely of flaws , stitched together with
good intentions " +
I'm really just looking for friends mostly, someone to be
semi-adventurous with or just play board games with, maybe do
something creative together. Where are all the other socially
awkward and emotionally unavailable dorks at?
I'm a total introvert (and not in the cool, mysterious kinda' way!
n_n), but I secretly really like people. I have a deep appreciation
for puns and racist humor, but not racism. Personality-wise, I'm
somewhere between liking adorable, cute things like Disney, AND
ultra-violent action movies with bad plots. Or no plots even.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
TRYING TO GET MY SHIZZ TOGETHER
Looking for a decent job! In the meantime, I'm a shift manager at a
Wawa 45 hours a week, and usually overnights! And yes, it's super
awful. I'm learning how to be happy by myself again- just moved
back home after a bad break up and being on my own for the last 10
years, so I don't really know anyone here. It's a pretty big
Thankfully, you're never too old to hide under the covers. Or maybe
you are, but that sure doesn't stop me.
I like to doodle, it's my constant but it's just a hobby. I would
really like to make friends who pursue creative interests in their
down time (or just like to watch dorky things, I'm not picky!). I'm
learning how to sew, trying to be less fat, and trying to learn to
be comfortable in my own skin. I am a total WIP.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Um...I dunno, listening? No, that's lame. (I mean, I'm not a super
great or even mildly decent conversationalist, but I do like
hearing people talk, the weirder the better).
Srsly, I have no clue. So, being clueless maybe? I started trying
my hand sewing. Yeah, that's right, I said sewing. With like, a
needle and thread and stuff. Pretty studly, if I do say so myself.
Just little things like pillows and character patches for
I like to think I'm a pretty open-minded and empathetic person
(most of the time). Sarcasm comes standard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't even begin to guess. My resting bitchface? I hope it's not
that I'm a chunk :x My bad skin,? Who knows, maybe they think I'm
Maybe it's my eyes, deep and dark like a tar pit that murders
dinosaurs. Actually, people usually comment on how quiet I am, so
that I guess. I'm just really shy at first, I promise I get
obnoxious and offputting once I warm up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like non-fiction, fiction, fantasy, drama, sci-fi, essays, angst,
a little bit of everything is my favorite flavor <3
Oh sweet, I get to make lists now! Best. Day. Evarr!!1
+Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
+She's Come Undone (my favorite book) by Wally Lamb
+The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
+Harry Potter by that British chick
+Kingdom Come by Alex Ross
+The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller
+Go Ask Alice by anonymous
+The Art of Racing in the Rain
+anatomy and art books of all kinds
+endless comics and mangos
I like country, rap, and everything in between...it's called
variety! Get used to it! :3
+Ani Difranco (My favorite <3 )
+Frou Frou (and Imogen Heap)
+The Birthday Massacre
+Lana Del Rey
+Shiny Toy Guns
+Hans Zimmer (Inception score!)
+Bat for Lashes
+Yeah Yeah Yeahs
+She Wants Revenge
+a little Bruce Springsteen
+weird gurgling noises
+Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain (A movie about a very shy girl
and possibly my favorite movie)
+Mary and Max
+Kung Fu Hustle
+To Wong Foo
+Edward Scissors Hands
+Lost in Translation
+Wall-e (Definitely makes me teary-eyed)
+The Fox and the Hound <3
+Black Butler, Attack on Titan, Ouran Host Club, Cowboy Bebop, and
blah, blah, blah- you get the idea.
+Gilmore Girls <3
+The Adventures of Pete & Pete and anything 90s Nickelodeon
+Lie to Me
+the Regular Show
+The Last Airbender
+Teen Titans and Justice League
+Firefly, The Guild, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog
+Egyptian Rat Screw (a game with regular playing cards and
+Super Smash Brothers Brawl <3 (best way to settle an argument
+beer quidditch (an alternative to beer pong)
+Words With Friends
+sewing pillows with little characters on them
+abusing my cat
+making lists! har har harr..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
+ anti-depressants, including but not limited to drinking and
+ music & audiobooks (nuh-uh, that totally counts as
+ a clean, "strategically-organized" art space
+ comics & anime
+ my cat and only source of affection, Binxly <3 Wow, that's
depressing...time to drink and draw! And we've come full circle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the dinosaurs died, why seeing other people be miserable makes
me so happy, why everything is so expensive, why my cat suddenly
seems to like me okay after ignoring me for about a year.
getting a real job so I can have a little more (any) financial
If I could ever go back to school for artz.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing my grocery shopping n_n exciting, I know. Don't judge me,
it's not busy on Friday nights! Have I mentioned I'm a major
introvert? But that's why I'm here, I guess. Also, I like pancakes,
and breakfast in general. Which has nothing to do with Friday
night, I s'pose. Though breakfast for dinner is pretty awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have an OKCupid page?
And now let's throw in some insightful, identity-defining quotes
for good measure, courtesy of Mr. Augusten Burroughs:
“Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was
mentally throwing up in her face.”
“It’s a wonder I’m even alive. Sometimes I think that. I think that
I can’t believe I haven’t killed myself. But there’s something in
me that just keeps going on. I think it has something to do with
tomorrow, that there is always one, and that everything can change
when it comes.”
“I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-if you're more interested in hearts than parts
-You wanna' talk nerdy to me <3
-if it's September 19th at 1:46 am, this is non-negotiable!
-You like making art and listening to music
-if you're a criminal and want to hatch a scheme
-if you have any information on what really happened to the
dinosaurs and their current whereabouts
-if you're jaded and full of hate for the world, pure and
unbridled. if you hate pretty people.
-if you can teach me something, sewing, piano, math even! Well, not
math. Anything but math actually.
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