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Biographer33

40 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Icelandic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-Born of the lusty union of a Marine and a waitress with traits and scars of both.
-Raised by a fine and noble German Shepherd Dog in the darksome hills and forests of Penn's woods.
-Early career: hill man,attempted fine artist, iconoclast, pistoleer,adventurer, BOH kitcheneer
-Later career: kettlebeller,vending machine wrangler, alcohol enthusiast,boxer, ne'er-do-well, tavern wrestler,bouncer, survival/tracking student, pro driver, stargazer,dignity removal
-Psychological profile: tough minded, excellent observer, good sense of humor( despite excessive cursing),positive tenebral symbiosis, pseudopost traumatic stress disorder, macromazophilia, positive functional autism
Physical profile: overall good health, exceptional hand/ lower arm fitness, myopia corrected via laser surgery, several repaired joint dislocations (L.shoulder, L.lbow,L.middle finger,L.ankle, r.ankle, jaw, both knees)chipped tooth
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As much as i can while i can. I currently work alot though i'd rather be desparately starting a fire under a thick arboreal canopy or some big star dome in an arid waste in the middle of nowhere. Currently i am attempting to teach myself both the art/science of tracking and decifering human body language. Gettin' mixed results.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Overestimating my abilities, sketching, history, evolutionary biology, Icelandic literature, mythology, local folklore, dog language, shooting arts, picking things up and then putting them back down, cooking, mumblety peg, drinking, calling bullshit, camping, tree and wild edibles identification, scowling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People rarely notice me. And when they do they seem kinda surprised.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: C. McCarthy, C. Bukowski, London, Lovecraft, Howard, Hammett, Stark, Meiville, Shakespeare( not being pretentious, there for the fart jokes) Brown,Jr,Ridley, Dawkins, Carlin,Aurelius, Gracian

Movies: Last of theMohicans,Yojimbo, 60-70's crime/ horror/giallo, Nolan, Refn, Mann, spaghetti westerns, japanese cinema, etc.

Music: mostly movie soundtracks(Morricone,Goblin,Carpenter, Bernstein,Zimmer,Shore,Mantsell), and fake movie soundtracks(Lisa Gerrard, J.G.Thirwell, John Zorn),years of working at a punk/HC/metal bar have soured those genres for me but the nolstalgic appreciation is still there, thunderous classical(Dvorak,Profokiev,Stravinsky,Holst, Ludwig Von, Strauss, Albioni) and string quartets. I fucking love string quartets. Old backwoodsy country(Hank 1,Hank 3,Kline, Supersuckers, Sadies, Neko Case,Hancock, Otis Taylor), guilty left over 90's pleasures: Curve, Clutch, Portishead, Pailhead. Anything with a fiddle. And that "real human being"song from Drive.

Food: yes, and booze.

Art: lowbrow, comic book, Kley, ukiyo-e

I am embarassed that this is the largest box on this page.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Really as long as i got a cutting tool and something to hold water, i am a happy guy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The rule of fives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking beer and whiskey and/or gin arguing with 2-7 other 30+year olds whether Galactus or Thanos would win in a fantasy fist fight. Sometimes its Lizzy Borden and Anne Frank.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shed a tear when Godzilla died at the end of Godzilla vs. Destroyah.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-youve got something to prove
-you are a wealthy adventuress in need of a manservant.
-have any questions, comments, concerns. My answer department will get right on that shit.