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45 Minneapolis, MN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 37-55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 16
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a lovable, sincere, miscreant trying to raise whatever hell I need to keep my world fun, interesting, & lunkhead-free.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Am a writer on a mission to live the biggest, best, most awesome little life I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...being a kind, goofy, & decent human being. I also moonwalk poorly at shockingly appropriate moments...and sometimes, not those.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When they're being nice, I think they'd say eyes & smile, but that might just be code for boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read, watch, listen to, and eat a lot of great stuff: Sarah Vowell, Jaws, Tangled, Star Wars, Sushi, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes are good places to start. I'm sure we'll jackpot somewhere.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- People who give a good g'damn
- Honesty, integrity, & compassion
- My kickass tribe of hooligans
- Valiant quests
- Seafood
- Antics
- (Stealing a base) My niece. She flippin' rules.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- How to level-up (as both girl & writer)
- The people I love
- Making fun-and-awesome stuff
- How sweet my life is/will be
- The mystery machine that is our universe
- How much fear, guilt, & shame le suck
- The Oxford comma, cuz I'm a werd jerk
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...working late and/or being stupid with friends. Other times, I'm busy building forts with short people or going somewhere new, cool, or diff. And then there are times I need to lock the world out for a hot minute. Cuz, you know, you bitchachos be cray.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an unhealthy, intergalactic crush on Chewbacca.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a fun life, try really hard, & like hanging out with crazy, smart, & hilarious people. Also, if you are part Wookie.

I'm looking for great friends first, but do think this ride could be be a shade cooler with the right wingman.

If you're funny, wise, & hep to co-piloting a rocket with someone adorable-n-slightly bent, come say hi. Otherwise, best wishes on your travels.

I'll moonwalk you out... :)