28 San Francisco, CA
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My self-summary
I'm crass humored and sarcastic but really like a big gummy bear underneath. I've done lots of interesting work including but not limited to: audio engineering, music production, college teacher, clothing designer, bartender, product sourcing and custom design, and professional layabout.
What I’m doing with my life
I like to get my hands dirty and create things from scratch. Weekends are often spent rock climbing, working on my motorcycle, or finding the curviest roads in the Bay Area.

Day to day is always shifting but for the most part I'm on that 9-7 grind and running my studio in addition.
I’m really good at
Making cocktail recipes, valve adjustments, making my friends laugh, being late to work, biting off more than I can chew with zero fear of failure.

Trouble maker by nature.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Who does that guy think he is with all those dad jokes?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything Batman
Douglas Adams
Orson Scott Card
James Clavell

All Star Trek all the time

Arrested Development

Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters

“Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
-Anthony Bourdain
The six things I could never do without
The sizzle of a good steak hitting the grill. That moment when you realize you used too much hot sauce. Jokes that cross the line. A cold beer at the end of a long day. Audiophile headphones. A quality set of hand tools.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cosmology and how we can transcend our physical form.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday's are arbitrary. This party never stops...or starts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a recovering Star Wars Expanded Universe addict.
You should message me if
You like to talk about philosophy, science, music, and can hold up your end of the conversation. Banter. You like dad jokes. You enjoy sour beers. You would be equally happy with a coors light and a bacon wrapped dog as you would be with a meal in a fine restaurant given the right circumstances.

Furthermore, the idea of going on an official date does not cause you a crisis of identity. You don't live a jealous life. You don't want to talk about how much your job/boss/teacher/whatever sucks but continue to be unwilling to do anything about it.

Human male seeks awesome human female intent on doing something she thinks is important with her life.