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BirdReynolds

27 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm crass humored and sarcastic but really I'm like a big gummy bear underneath. I'm a teacher and a music professional currently living the dream in the Mission.

Sometimes I do goofy projects with my friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making music, teaching college kids, MEAT. How to grow a beard in 8 days.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting it on wax.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Who does that guy think he is with all those puns?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Anything Batman
Douglas Adams
Orson Scott Card
James Clavell

Movies:
All Star Trek all the time

Shows:
Archer
Archer
Arrested Development
Archer

Music:
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters

Food:
“Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
-Anthony Bourdain
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The sizzle of a good steak hitting the grill. That moment when you realize you used too much hot sauce. Jokes that cross the line. A cold beer at the end of a long day. Audiophile headphones. A quality set of hand tools.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to express my true opinion without coming across like a cold hearted bastard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working I'm in pajamas. Not really...but....really. Fridays are for amateurs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a recovering Star Wars Expanded Universe addict.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to talk about philosophy, science, music, or mechanics. Banter. You like dad jokes. You enjoy sour beers. You would be equally happy with a coors light and a bacon wrapped dog as you would be with a meal in a fine restaurant given the right circumstances.