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BirdReynolds

26 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a crass humored, silly, slightly sarcastic dude currently living the dream in the Mission. I make records for a living. I like pie and coffee.

Sometimes I do goofy projects with my friends.
What I’m doing with my life
How to grow a beard in 8 days.
I’m really good at
Putting it on wax.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Who does that guy think he is with all those puns?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Anything Batman
Douglas Adams
Orson Scott Card
James Clavell

Movies:
All Star Trek all the time

Shows:
Archer
Archer
Arrested Development
Archer

Music:
All things considered

Food:
“Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
-Anthony Bourdain
The six things I could never do without
The sizzle of a good steak hitting the grill. That moment when you realize you used too much hot sauce. Jokes that cross the line. A cold beer at the end of a long day. Audiophile headphones. A quality set of hand tools.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to express my true opinion without coming across like a cold hearted bastard.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not working I'm in pajamas. Not really...but....really.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like to talk about philosophy, science, music, or mechanics. Banter. You like dad jokes. You enjoy sour beers. You would be equally happy with a coors light and a bacon wrapped dog as you would be with a meal in a fine restaurant given the right circumstances.