I'm rediculously patient, soft-spoken, and very well-mannered. I'm often told I'd make an excellent teacher. I love to make my own hazelnut chocolate bars and Cheddar Bay Biscuits. I grill up a wicked slab of ribs! No one will make you a better stack of french toast in the morning than I will. ;) I'm always warm if you need a snuggle buddy.
I grew up listening to everything from Neil Diamond to Classical, Oldies to Country, Pop to Heavy Metal. Not so much into country music any more, but I still listen to all the rest. One of my favorite movie quotes..."Wanna here me scream?...Play some rap music." Listening to Turkey Confidential on NPR has been a family tradition for a few years now and it is always fun to feel connected to all the families listening across the country.
I propagate plants that attract hummingbirds and love to stand outside on the patio in the fall when all the little birds zip by using me as an aerial pylon.
I'm interested in single, green-eyed blondes that are over 5' tall(around 5'-9" would be perfect, that way you can wear heels and I'll still be taller than you, and I won't have to be hunched over all the time trying to hear you as we talk) and preferably athletic (i.e. not rail thin, nor morbidly obese, a bit'o'pudge is O.K. I struggle with that too, toned is fine but not Conan-ette-ish). Though it's currently pretty dark, I really do have blonde hair. I was a toe-head as a child, it's just getting dirtier blonde all the time. Yeah, I've got brown eyes but I have a green-eyed recessive gene and I'd love to have green-eyed kids some day and keep the trait alive. 50/50 chance ladies, any takers? Another favorite movie quote..."And all l need is a woman, Mr Burton, a special kind of woman with dragon-green eyes..." Not that I want to rule the universe from beyond the grave, but I wouldn't mind you embracing my "naked blade". Is that too naughty a euphemism? "Phrasing Archer, phrasing!" Right?!
Speaking of which, that's probably my favorite TV show. That and Castle. Witty, funny and naughty; the trifecta of criteria for belly laughs abound!