Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh god, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of
infinite space were it not that I have bad dreams - Hamlet
I'm a pretty good dad and a decent cook. I am by turns pensive,
sarcastic, crude, and cynical. I also have personality traits that
are not as attractive.
I'm pretty opinionated and if you're not supportive of lgbt rights
or are a racist move along.
I know this the part where I try to make you think that I'm not a
total asshole, stalker, or serial killer. I keep fucking this up
but I swear I've never killed anyone anybody would miss. If you
don't get the joke then I guess we've come to the part where you
move along. Thanks for getting this far. I have better jokes near
the end of my profile so you're going to miss out on those
Also I like hats.
Meh. Self summary. As If I can sum up what makes me so awesome in a
few sentences. I suppose mostly it must be my obvious charm and
wit. A cavalier, rock out with my cock out kinda guy. Except for
the whole cock out thing. It's a metaphor. I don't mean that
A girl I know from work recently told me the new Terminator movie
was really funny. If you hold the same opinion please never speak
to me. I don't want movies about cyborgs who kill people to be
funny. Furthermore I think that whole series as a whole has jumped
the shark. Anyways I told her the next thing you know they will be
making Terminator the broadway musical. She got angry at me for
suggesting that she enjoys musicals. Seriously if you're like this
girl please don't bother saying hi.
I am a writer of songs and a bit of a dreamer
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a bath designer. That's a very lofty way of saying that I
sell toilets for a living.
I spend much of my free time playing with Barbies.
I mentioned that I'm a dad, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talk.. very good at that. Music and singing are my passions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot. My favorites are George R.R. Martin and Stephen King.
I love historical fiction and the classics as well.
I am a bit of a movie and music snob. Keep your romantic comedies
away from me please.
Currently in rotation Bowie, Dylan, They might be giants, Regina
Spektor and The Black Keys.
I watch a lot of Netflix. Currently working through Cosmos and
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2) My kid
3) My guitar
4) A clean pair of underwear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ear hair. Seriously. What the fuck is the deal with ear hair?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home. I'm almost 40 and while that doesn't mean I have one foot
in the grave it does mean I have a kid at home so going out isn't
usually an option. Of course she's not always there. But I chalk
those night where I stay at home anyways up to not wanting to go
out to a bar and drink alone. We've all seen that guy out and
about. Its not going to be me.
You should message me if
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You want to. I'm pretty easy to talk to. I'd rather you had a sense
of humor. If you can quote from either Monty Python and the Holy
Grail or Evil Dead II I may be helpless before your charms.
I promise not to send you pictures of my dick. What strange thing
to have to say. But its the age of smart phones and internet. I
used to have to take a Polaroid and snail mail those kind of things
but no longer! And that my friends is progress!
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