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39 Farmington, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:30am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Strictly monogamous
Has a kid, and might want more
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh god, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space were it not that I have bad dreams - Hamlet

I'm a pretty good dad and a decent cook. I am by turns pensive, sarcastic, crude, and cynical. I also have personality traits that are not as attractive.

I'm pretty opinionated and if you're not supportive of lgbt rights or are a racist move along.

I've read a lot of your profiles on this site and I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on what seems to be a theme here. Many women appear to be in some fantasy world where they think they are going to find a relationship free of "drama" and "games" and that they want men who have their lives figured out. Well pardon my cynicism but why are you looking for those guys here of all places? I'm not saying they don't exist somewhere but I have to believe they are less than 1%. Most guys here likely just want to move to the part when they get to start sending you dick pics. I'm really not into self-delusion. "Drama" and "Games" are generally how its done. Its like when someone starts a sentence with "To be honest..." or "Truth be told..." when immediately follows is usually neither. I prefer to be real.

Also I like hats.

I'm not actually as bitter as I sound. Or am I?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a bath designer. That's a very lofty way of saying that I sell toilets for a living.

I spend much of my free time playing with Barbies.

I mentioned that I'm a dad, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talk.. very good at that. Music and singing are my passions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot. My favorites are George R.R. Martin and Stephen King. I love historical fiction and the classics as well.

I am a bit of a movie and music snob. Keep your romantic comedies away from me please.

Currently in rotation Bowie, Dylan, They might be giants, Regina Spektor and The Black Keys.

I watch a lot of Netflix. Currently working through Cosmos and Peaky Blinders.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ear hair. Seriously. What the fuck is the deal with ear hair?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home. I'm almost 40 and while that doesn't mean I have one foot in the grave it does mean I have a kid at home so going out isn't usually an option. Of course she's not always there. But I chalk those night where I stay at home anyways up to not wanting to go out to a bar and drink alone. We've all seen that guy out and about. Its not going to be me.
You should message me if
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You want to. I'm pretty easy to talk to. I'd rather you had a sense of humor. If you can quote from either Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Evil Dead II I may be helpless before your charms.

I promise not to send you pictures of my dick. What strange thing to have to say. But its the age of smart phones and internet. I used to have to take a Polaroid and snail mail those kind of things but no longer! And that my friends is progress!