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Bisonopolis_

29 M Morgan Hill, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty amazing.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as a project manager at a financial auditing company, which is pretty much exactly as exciting as it sounds. Fridays and weekends tend to be my only real late nights off, and I spend most of those up in the San Jose area. I plan on one day retiring to a private island where I will be hand-fed grapes and fanned with large novelty palm leaves.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm a pretty good cook.
I have a guitar and a keyboard that I pretend I'm learning, but I'm really only good at Rock Band.
I can pick locks.
I'm REALLY good at sleeping.
I love to hike but my friends are lazy and useless.
I like to make things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My charmingly disarming good nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Vonnegut
Heinlein
Philip K. Dick
Neil Gaiman
The Diamond Age
The Life of Pi
Ender's Game
Dune
A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones
Animal Farm
Brave New World
Discworld
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Awesomely bad campy movies (Tremors? Flash Gordon? The Princess Bride? I think so.)
Futurama
Community
30 Rock
Adventure Time
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Sushi is delicious; bring it to my mouth.
The burrito is the perfect food.

I was raised on Journey. Don't judge me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor
Music
Books
Competition
Art
Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tapirs. Capybaras. Pangolins.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually going out or staying in with friends. That really narrows it down, I know. Free time is both limited and valuable and I would very much like to make the most of it. But sometimes the best way to make the most of it is by doing absolutely nothing.

Wasting a weekend is criminal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have many guilty pleasures. I will deny all of them.
You should message me if
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I'm interesting. You're interesting. We can discuss interesting things together.