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Bisonopolis_

30 Morgan Hill, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty amazing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do project management and data visualization for a financial auditing company, which is pretty much exactly as exciting as it sounds. I end up spending a lot of my weekends up in San Jose. I'll one day be retiring to a private island where I will be hand-fed grapes and fanned with large novelty palm leaves.

My main vacations are Coachella and Comic-Con every summer. Surely Daft Punk will come back this year.. right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm a pretty good cook.
I have a guitar and a keyboard that I pretend I'm learning, but I'm really only good at Rock Band.
I can pick locks.
I'm REALLY good at sleeping.
I love to hike but my friends are lazy and useless.
I like to make things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charmingly disarming good nature, perhaps?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vonnegut
Heinlein
Philip K. Dick
Neil Gaiman
The Diamond Age
The Culture Cycle
The Life of Pi
Ender's Game
Dune
A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones
Discworld
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Awesomely bad campy movies (Tremors? Flash Gordon? The Princess Bride? I think so.)
Futurama
Community
30 Rock
Adventure Time
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Sushi is delicious; bring it to my mouth.
The burrito is the perfect food.

I was raised on Journey. Don't judge me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor
Music
Books
Competition
Art
Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tapirs. Capybaras. Pangolins.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually going out or staying in with friends. That really narrows it down, I know. Free time is both limited and valuable and I would like to make the most of it. But sometimes the best way to make the most of it is by doing very little with some drinks and Netflix.

Wasting a weekend is criminal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have many guilty pleasures. I will deny all of them.
You should message me if
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I'm interesting. You're interesting. We can discuss interesting things together.