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BitchinCaduceus

38 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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bitchin' - adj. Slang for excellent or first-rate.

caduceus - noun. 1. in Greek mythology, the winged staff with two serpents twined around it, carried by Hermes. Also an insignia modeled on Hermes's staff and used as the symbol of the medical profession.

Bitchin' Caduceus - noun. 1. Large tattoo found on the right flank of a gentleman residing in New York City. 2. OkStupid profile name of aforementioned gentleman.

Manhattanite by birth, West Village by the grace of parents who didn't flee the urban blight in the 60's and 70's. Carrie Bradshaw lives across the street and the Green Goblin is my downstairs neighbor.

As baffling as it seems to me on a daily basis, I am in fact a medical doctor.

Playing loud annoying punk rock for the past 20 years in venues as esteemed as Irving Plaza, as squalid as the oldest squat in Copenhagen and as bizarre as an free standing abandoned shed in the middle of an empty parking lot on the outskirts of Hamilton, New Zealand.

Arsenal fanatic. That's the footie club, not like stock piling weapons.

Myers-Briggs Personality type: TMNT. I'm a hero in a half-shell.

Recent pecatarian. I was vegetarian for almost 20 years, vegan for 10 of those years. It's very odd to eat something with eyes again.
What I’m doing with my life
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Delivering.
Operating.
Playing loud annoying music.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told that I've got nice eyes. Looking at my contact lens prescription, I'm inclined to disagree; these things suck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Nah, fuck lists...

A: Nonfiction
B: Foreign
C: British
D: Fast
E: Spicy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - glucose
2 - oxygen
3 - water
4 - essential amino acids
5 - assorted vitamins and minerals
6 - Gibson SG short-scale bass guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- that statistic that people occasionally quote stating that, on average, everyone swallows 6 spiders a year, generally while asleep. How can that possibly be true??? There's probably just one guy out there who swallows like 93,492,698 spiders a day just to throw the average off. What a dick...

- other usernames that I could/should have used i.e. Scrodpiece, Shwarminator, NedsAtomicChrustbin, Fraggle_Reich, NadaSmurf, DingoMandingo, MorbidlyOBeastieBoys, Lobstetrician, etc.

- ways to work out the logistical problem with my newly patented food truck idea: Curry in a Slurry. Imagine, if you will, an entire traditional Tandoor style meal, pureed and served in a 32 oz Big Gulp cup.

- why there isn't a band named Nada Smurf.

- Zombie physiology.

- Riffs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Somewhere in lower Manhattan with a bag full of M-80s. If the cops ask, you haven't seen me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really do have a superfluous third nipple, ala Krusty the Clown. In the past, it was considered a sign of royalty. In present day, it will get you onto the subway if accompanied by a Metrocard. Just don't show it to any members of the MTA staff. I assure you, they are not interested.

Also, I have Spongebob Squarepants underwear. No, they are not rigid and square. In fact, they are quite comfortable.

Also, in 5th grade I wet my pants watching a ballroom dancing demonstration at Colonial Williamsburg and ruined a 200+ year old red velvet upholstered bench in the process. Lesson to any elementary school teachers out there; when a kid says he's got to go, he's got to go. As a postscript to this story, I have managed to successfully watch ballroom dancing since without any accidents.
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