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Manhattanite by birth, West Village by the grace of parents who
didn't flee the urban blight in the 60's and 70's. Carrie Bradshaw
lives across the street and the Green Goblin is my downstairs
As baffling as it seems to me on a daily basis, I am in fact a
Playing loud annoying punk rock for the past 20 years in venues as
esteemed as Irving Plaza, as squalid as the oldest squat in
Copenhagen and as bizarre as an free standing abandoned shed in the
middle of an empty parking lot on the outskirts of Hamilton, New
Arsenal fanatic. That's the footie club, not like stock piling
Myers-Briggs Personality type: TMNT. I'm a hero in a
Recent pecatarian. I was vegetarian for almost 20 years, vegan for
10 of those years. It's very odd to eat something with eyes again.
What I’m doing with my life
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Playing loud annoying music.
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told that I've got nice eyes. Looking at my contact lens
prescription, I'm inclined to disagree; these things suck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Nah, fuck lists...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - glucose
2 - oxygen
3 - water
4 - essential amino acids
5 - assorted vitamins and minerals
6 - Gibson SG short-scale bass guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- that statistic that people occasionally quote stating that, on
average, everyone swallows 6 spiders a year, generally while
asleep. How can that possibly be true??? There's probably just one
guy out there who swallows like 93,492,698 spiders a day just to
throw the average off. What a dick...
- other usernames that I could/should have used i.e. Scrodpiece,
Shwarminator, NedsAtomicChrustbin, Fraggle_Reich, NadaSmurf,
DingoMandingo, MorbidlyOBeastieBoys, Lobstetrician, etc.
- ways to work out the logistical problem with my newly patented
food truck idea: Curry in a Slurry. Imagine, if you will, an entire
traditional Tandoor style meal, pureed and served in a 32 oz Big
- why there isn't a band named Nada Smurf.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Somewhere in lower Manhattan with a bag full of M-80s
. If the cops ask, you haven't
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really do have a superfluous third
, ala Krusty the Clown. In the past, it was considered a
sign of royalty. In present day, it will get you onto the subway if
accompanied by a Metrocard. Just don't show it to any members of
the MTA staff. I assure you, they are not interested.
Also, I have Spongebob Squarepants
underwear. No, they are not rigid and square. In fact, they are
Also, in 5th grade I wet my pants watching a ballroom dancing
demonstration at Colonial Williamsburg and ruined a 200+ year old
red velvet upholstered bench in the process. Lesson to any
elementary school teachers out there; when a kid says he's got to
go, he's got to go. As a postscript to this story, I have managed
to successfully watch ballroom dancing since without any accidents.
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