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39 New York, NY Man


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Yes, my maternal grandfather was indeed a Shar Pei.

Me and Pope Coco Baci di Bello, aka Botch, aka Peeper, aka Peeps, aka Pooperdoodle, aka Doodle, aka Stinky. I'm on house left.

I get weird at work

At Pompeii, doing my best Belmondo. Bought the hat at an Italian truck stop to keep my brain from catching fire in the summer sun. I actually never ever wear it anymore.

I live with an enormous ant who goes by the name of Mr. Ant. He wears many hats.

Yes, the application process is always terrifying.

Once upon a time, I was two-dimensional and encouraged Germans to drink beer.

Smack dab in the middle with Off Minor (my previous band, yes), Fukouka, Japan circa 2008.