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38 M New York, NY

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Yes, my maternal grandfather was indeed a Shar Pei.

I get weird at work

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Me and Pope Coco Baci di Bello, aka Botch, aka Peeper, aka Peeps, aka Pooperdoodle, aka Doodle, aka Stinky. I'm on house left.

At Pompeii, doing my best Belmondo. Bought the hat at an Italian truck stop to keep my brain from catching fire in the summer sun. I actually never ever wear it anymore.

I live with an enormous ant who goes by the name of Mr. Ant. He wears many hats.

Yes, the application process is always terrifying.

Once upon a time, I was two-dimensional and encouraged Germans to drink beer.

Smack dab in the middle with Off Minor (my previous band, yes), Fukouka, Japan circa 2008.